Monologue Pages 64-65 Flashcards
W r b t d t y s.
We rented both these damn tents you see.
D r o t u u t. D h t s.
Didn’t really open them up until today. Didn’t have the space.
W w d, w f h t g-r a m o t m m - t o s e - h t d a e j.
When we do, we find half the guy-ropes are missing off the main marquee- this one’s safe enough- had to do an emergency job.
N a w l i t d w a s c
Not a window left in the district with a sash cord
N, t c g a f
Now, the curriculum goes as follows
T-t p w p t k-o
Two-thirty pm we plan to kick off
I g y a s i- n b t l
I’ll give you a short introduction - needn’t be too long
A s a y f - u s t b - g t c f H - t s b h - w a t?
As soon as you finish - up strikes the band - got them coming over from Hadforth - they should be here - why aren’t they?
T i y c m a a b i y d m a s o m - h a g a b f t p - j s F C t s t p a s, t G - r a f p a a t s o t
Then if you can mingle about for a bit if you don’t mind a spot of mingling - have a go at bowling for the pig - just seen Fred Crake’s trailer so the pig’s arrived safely, thank God - roll a few pennies and all that sort of thing
T, a t-t - i y c s t t - I h y c- S L P W C P D, o b S S - t s g o f a h-a-h
Then at three thirty - if you can stay till then - I hope you can - Second Little Pendon Wolf Cubs’ P.T. Display, organised by Stuart Pierce - that should go on for about half-an-hour
F o t, c o M C a a l
Four o’clock tea, courtesy of Millie Carter and assorted ladies
F-t, s a t s t b - n r, f r, m r, t-l g r, a t s o r
Four-thirty m, soon as they’ve swallowed their biscuits - novelty races, fathers’ races, mothers’ races, three-legged grandfathers’ race, all that sort of rubbish
F-t t s - f r-o w a o s-s w H B - h t R m t g t s s r o? - t p t a q h h
Five thirty to six - final round-off with an organised sing-song with the Hadforth Band - has the Reverend managed to get the song-sheets run off? - ten pounds to a quid he hasn’t
S o a p u, d t
Six o’clock all pack up, dismantle tents
S-t a c a b o S w t f b f h c f t i t m. H y c s f a b o t f.
Seven-thirty all cleared away because old Swales wants the field back for his cows first thing in the morning. Hope you can stay for a bit of the fun.
