Lines Pages 66-67 Flashcards
W h?
What’s happened?
O [b] h u. P t l.
Oh [bugger] help us. Pardon the language.
O w. D c s. I c h.
Oh well. Delete community singing. Insert community humming.
I s s. C M P, t i J B, o v.
I’m so sorry. Councillor Mrs Pearce, this is John Braithwaite, our vicar.
J, I w i y l t s C M P t l o t l. T h f a t r t t.
John, I wonder if you’d like to show Councillor Mrs Pearce the lay of the land. Take her for a turn round the tombola.
I y e e, C - I t I h t p i t t p a s - s w I c d w i m.
If you’ll excuse me, Councillor - I think I’ll have to pitch into this public address system - see what I can do with it myself.
T l s a t w r t f a n a s o o a o t.
Twelve loudspeakers strung all the way round the field and not a squeak out of any of them.
Y i. A V, w y t t c W C t c d o t s. I w o b f l y s.
Yes indeed. And Vicar, would you tell those confounded Wolf Cubs to come down off that scaffolding. It was only built for loudspeakers you see.
T n d t t t s o w, y s.
They’re not designed to take that sort of weight, you see.
I f, a f a I c m o, t n d t t a s o w. N t, h m l M, a r?
In fact, as far as I can make out they’re not designed to take any sort of weight. Now then, how’s my little Milly, all right?
S. N t…
Splendid. Now then…