girl, I don't care what diseases you got Flashcards
I see you’ve got a bump down there. what could that be?
skin warts (hpv 1-4) genital herpes (hsv1/2) cutaneous lesion (molluscipox) anogenital warts (hpv 6/11)
If you get knocked up, its better if you don’t have…
Hep E Hep B parvo B19 picornaviruses (coxackie A/B, echo, entero, polio) rubella HIV Herpes (CMV etc)
you might want a pre-nup against…
retroviruses Hep B HSV 1/2 CMV molluscipox virus
so he says he didn’t get molluscus from cheating on you?
ya, he might be right. he could get it from:
contact sports
fomites - puttin his parts near infected things
You’ve got HSV2, and you’re preggers. Whats gonna happen?
get a C-section. the scar is way better than a kid with neonatal herpes (microcephaly, hydrocephalus, chorioretinitis, vesicular skin lesions)
I’m really OCD and I want to check the cells of the bumps on your parts. What do I look for?
Cowdry (intranuclear eosinophilic, amorphus bodies surrounded by a halo)
I just got knocked up… and then got rubella. gimme some advice
theres a 100% infection during the first trimester. between 12 and 16 weeks babies become deaf and have retinopathy. after that they have hearing loss and retinopathy. Most people terminate
if you want a home remedy abortion, what virus could you pick?
first choice is measles==> premature labor (abortion)
parvovirus (large viremia and causes anemia ==>fetal death)
I guess Ebola would work too…
your lovie has HIV what kind of condoms should you use
get ones with nonoxynol-9. its a detergent and it lyses the virus
frat-stars aren’t afraid of viruses, and I’m pretty sure I got one from beer pong. name some FECAL-ORAL viruses that could pick up here
coxsackie A (you'd also probably get herpangina with it) coxsackie B adenovirus poliovirus Hep A/E orthoreo rota noro
…….anything that is NAKED. the capsid isn’t destroyed by stomach acid so thats why it can infect this route
A lesion cleared up from the downstairs parts. What are some signs that make you happy that the virus was only molluscum (not herpes etc)
it wasn’t itchy (itch = herp)
the lesions disappeared WITHOUT A SCAR
it probably won’t come back
what are two viruses that can flare up during pregnancy
JC and BK; they reactivate, but they don’t have an effect. weird
Your one night stand man says he has hepatitis. Which one(s) do you hope it is? (you have a vaccine)
HepA: thats fecal-oral and you have a vaccine
HepB: thats dangerous, but you have a vaccine
HepE: its fecal-oral and only acute
HepD: not a problem unless he/you also have HepB
HepC: usually not transmitted by sex, but I’d still get checked
Your one night stand man says he has hepatitis. Which one(s) do you hope it is? (you DONT HAVE a vaccine)
If I get Hep, I hope its E. its acute
second is HepA. its acute and 99% recovery
Third is HepB. has lower risk of acute(25%) but higher of chronic (10%)If I get that, at least hope its a co-infection with HepD. the risk of chronic is lower.
Last, is C. C is chronic in 80% of cases and then you can get cancer.
after a good romp, you notice you got some in your eye. What should you worry about
herpes simplex 1/2
you don’t want herpes keratitis (eye herpes). it can cause blindness and/or dendritic corneal ulcer
