French Revolution Flashcards
What were the 6 causes of the French Revolution?
- Old Regime System
- The Enlightenment
- Population increased
- Marie Antionette
- American Revolution
- Louis the 16th
Old Regime System : 1st Estate
Made up church/clergy (1% of the population) . Paid litte to no taxes. Had 1 vote
Old Regime System: 2nd Estate
Made up of Nobles. (1% of the population) . Paid no taxes. Had 1 vote
Old Regime System: 3rd Estate
Made up bourgeoise- (middle class)- bankers, factory etc,;, Workers- servants, cooks, etc. and Peasants . Paid 80% of taxes (fake as fuck wtf is bull shit gotta hold their ground niggas keep it 100%) . They were 97% of the population. They had 1 vote (straight up not fair my ass)
Why was the Old Regime in France unfair?
dat bullshit of a systme was not fair because da poorest people had to pay the most taxes. explain that shit to me … ill wait. and da people who made up most of the population got the same amount of votes as the rest . flips table fuck this shit
In an Estates General (this shit is circled idk why tho) how could 3rd Estate make a change ?
It would always be 2 again 1 . (again i dont know wtf this means)
Cause numba 3 : Explaination of the increased population
The population increased about 6 million and crop shortage was going on. the coldest winder (s.o my nigga kanye) in 90 years (diaaaaaa friooo) was the winter of 1788. Killed crops (r.i.p) and no bread (*this shit was the SUBSTANCE OF LIFE NIGGA 1 loaf was 1 month’s salary) and nobles had all food , not if i was there, swear to got pulled a gat to their heads
Cause numero 4: Marie Antionette
Louis the 16th’s wife. bitch was from austria. bitch wanted the french revolution …. wat the hell .. she had the nickname “Madame Deficit” because bitch was gambling addict ( came straight from the ghetto) because she was bored all the time … a’ight bitch being a queen obviously isnt fun enough for you . The king and her lost 20 million while people were starving. like i said OBVIOUSLY FROM THE GHETOO the hell how the fuck do you lose that much money ?
Cause #5 : American Revolution Explaination
This shit happened in 1776, probably around rooseboom’s birthday. France paid $7 million to help America beat Great Britain. Well shit worked out for us, not so much for them haaaaaaaa
Cause #6: Louis 16th the king bitchhhhesss
nigga was 15 years old/ (Marie was 14) when they starting ruling. … and then france wonder ed why they were a sucky country. . Officially king @ age 20.. Had to marry Marie so Austria and France would become allies. lmfaooo feel bad for the bitch. he was indecisive : had no clue how to rule a country. He was too young OBVIOUSLY and was the worst person to be a king at this time. Only wanted to play with locks …. wtf i dont even .
Louis 15th
Died of smallpox. He was unpopular, no Mean Girls type of shit. and lost 7 year war to britain. i even feel bad for the nigga
More on louis 16th
easily pursuaded, i mean this nigga plays with locks, of couse hes easily pursuade . No social qualities (cough, lock fetish) No interest in ruling or having kids. Wanted revenge for father’s defeat
French Revolution took place in..
France (wow shocker) from 1789-1795
What happened in May and June 1789?
May - Meeting of the Estate General . June- National Assembly is established and Tennis Court Oath
Wtf was the Tennis Court Oath
Third Degree delegates broke down the door of an indoor tennis court (lol thats just funny to imagine) pledging to stay until they had drawn up a new constituion.