Addams Family ACT II S6-S10 Flashcards
To burn lines into memory.
LUCAS ENTERS THE STAGE
How long have you been standing in the shadows?
GOMEZ: Nice. You should be a writer. Have you met my daughter? This is Wednesday. The best thing that will ever happen to you. Don’t screw it up.
Yes?
LUCAS: Look, I can’t stand the idea of not being with you.
Five minutes ago you could.
LUCAS: No, but see - the lover always comes back. Ulysses. Tristan. Romeo.
Listen, I’m home-schooled. What’s your point?
LUCAS: I’d rather die than live without you.
OK. Prove it.
OK. Prove it.
LUCAS: What.
Prove it. Here.
LUCAS: Where’d you - -
Put this apple on your head and go stand against the tree.
LUCAS: Wait - you’re gonna - ?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
LUCAS: You’re crazy.
And you’re not crazy enough. That’s the problem.
LUCAS: No, no, no wait! OK, OK! You want crazy - here’s crazy.
OK, now it’s getting interesting. Aren’t you afraid?
LUCAS: No! You know why? Because I will guide the arrow! I’ll guide it with my love!
How does that work exactly?
LUCAS: We’re connected, see? We’re destined to be together! So nothing bad can happen!
Yeah, but what if I miss?
LUCAS: Then you’ll be the last thing I ever see.
That is so hot.
LUCAS: Ready! AHH
Omigod!
LUCAS: Gotcha. Now will you marry me?
Oh, yes, Lewis. A thousand times yes.
LUCAS: Lucas, Lucas.
Gotcha!
GOMEZ: Young lady, step forward and speak the words that every mother longs to hear.
I’m sorry.
MORTICIA: You really want to marry this boy?
I do.
I do.
MORTICIA: Why?
He’s willing to die for me. Mother, I need to ask you something.
LUCAS: Go ahead - just ask her.
Can we have your blessing?
MORTICIA: - to make Wednesday and Lucas fall out of love with each other -
- but I never got to drink it because -
