Addams Family ACT I S1-S2 Flashcards
To burn lines into memory.
Fester: That’s right. We have a problem.
His name is Lucas, Lucas Beineke. And - I’m in love.
Lucas: Oh Wednesday! I just wanna lock you up in a little white cottage with a picket fence and an apple tree!
I like the part about being locked up
Morticia: It’s nothing, darling. Puppy Love. Put these in water.
Mom, Dad, I shot dinner.
Morticia: Oh, Wednesday that’s lovely. Wherever did you find it?
Petting Zoo
Morticia: Oh, Gomez - guests for dinner! Fresh meat!
Daddy, I have something very important to tell you.
Daddy, I have something very important to tell you.
Gomez: What?
Can you keep a secret?
Can you keep a secret?
Gomez: Of course
Look.
Gomez: If I didn’t know any better I’d say that looked like an engagement ring… What are you saying?
Oh daddy, Lucas wants to marry me!
Oh daddy, Lucas wants to marry me!
GOMEZ: What?!
Lucas Beineke loves me and he wants to marry me.
GOMEZ: Do you want to marry him?
Yes. I think so.
GOMEZ: You think so?
Well, I’ve never even met his parents, and he’s never met mine, and - I just need to be sure
GOMEZ: That he’s the one?
That the families can get along. I mean, he has to know what her’s getting into.
GOMEZ: What are you saying?
I’m saying we are who we are, and they’re from Ohio.
GOMEZ: Ohio? A swing state!
That’s what I mean!
GOMEZ: You’re right, this is important. Let’s go tell your mother.
No!
GOMEZ: No? But we have to tell your mother -
Daddy, please! She’ll ask a lot of embarrassing questions and wreck the whole thing.
GOMEZ: You don’t want me to tell your mother that you’re getting married?
After dinner and we’re all friends, then we’ll tell her.
GOMEZ: But I’ve never kept anything from your mother.
Daddy, please!
Daddy, please!
GOMEZ: But-
If you love me.
If you love me.
GOMEZ: But-
Do you love me daddy?
GOMEZ: Do you realise what you’re asking me to do?
Daddy, one tiny little secret. Please. Please.
GOMEZ: OK, OK, I promise. I won’t tell your mother.
Oh, thank you daddy! Our little secret, right?
