Addams Family ACT I S3-S5 Flashcards
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PUGSLEY: Ahhhhhh! That was intense! Do it again, do it again! Ahhhhhh!
This dinner has to go OK.
PUGSLEY: It will if you let me blow up this Lucas guy.
Oh, pugsley - ever since I met him, I wanna laugh and cry and everything seems right and wrong at the same time and then sometimes I just want to rip his flesh(…) off and eat him until there’s nothing left.
PUGSLEY: Wow. You’ve got some real issues.
Fly away, little birdie.
MORTICIA: And if after 25 years of marriage you can’t do this one thing for me, then I just don’t know what!
Okay, family meeting. About tonight. Now. Here’s the schedule. First we have drinks, like, “Hi, nice to meet you” -
FAMILY ECHOS: Hi, nice to meet you
Okay. And then they’ll want to see the house, and then at eight, we’ll have dinner and. they can be back at their hotel by nine thirty.
GOMEZ: Actually, Paloma, your mother and I have had second thoughts.
What about?
GOMEZ: This dinner. It all seems so quick -
IT’S NOT QUICK! Oh please, daddy. It’s just a dinner, and they’re dying to meet you - and I promised Lucas - And you know how I hate to break a promise.
GOMEZ: Yes, paloma, but your mother and I -
Daddy, I am your only daughter and your eldest child and if you can’t do this one thing for me, then I just don’t know what!
GOMEZ: Maybe just a little dinner.
Thank you, daddy!
MORTICIA: Drinks, dinner, and then the Game.
Oh God please no! Not the game
MORTICIA: But it’s a family tradition.
It’s my dinner!
GOMEZ: One out of two, paloma. Don’t push it.
Then can we at least all act normal?
MORTICIA: Normal is an illusion, darling. What’s normal for the spider is a calamity for the fly.
Mother, please -
THE GREAT HALL - THE DOORBELL RINGS
They’re here!
LURCH WALKS SLOWLY
Hurry up!
MORTICIA: Wednesday has a cousin who swallowed his tongue. Hes tolk lak dis…. “Hello, how are you?”
Thank you, mother. (TO MAL AND ALICE)… Hi, I’m Wednesday.
MORTICIA: What are you wearing?
A dress.
MORTICIA: Will you excuse us for a moment?…
I won’t have that colour in my house.
I’m just being normal, OK?
MORTICIA: Children, you’re excused.
Lucas, come on. Dad, remember -
