Act III Flashcards
Inspector: “So it comes down to a question of ‘Qui Bono’….”
“What’s he got to do with it?!”
Incredulous…..or just thick
Inspector: “So it comes down to a question of ‘Qui Bono’….”
Jasper: ???
Inspector: “What’s ‘who’ got to do with it?”
Jasper: ???
Dawn: “Yeah, Duran Duran…”
Jasper: ????
Inspector: “So it comes down to a question of ‘Qui Bono’….”
Jasper: “What’s he got to do with it?!”
Inspector: “What’s ‘who’ got to do with it?”
Jasper: “Bono…he’s a singer, isn’t he?”
Dawn: “Yeah, Duran Duran…”
Jasper: “U2, love….”
Incredulous and out of touch…..or just thick
On forcing entry to the locked toilet cubicle Katarina’s in
Inspector: “In case we have to force entry…”
Dawn and Jasper: “As the actress said to the Bishop!”
On forcing entry to the locked toilet cubicle Katarina’s in
Inspector: “In case we have to force entry…”
Dawn and Jasper: ????
Regina: “Do you two have nothing better to do than make asinine comments?!”
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Inspector: “Madam Arcati? Madam Arcati, if you don’t open the door, we will have to break it down….Smitty, Harriet, if you would, please: Madam Arcati, we’re coming in…”
A & W
Inspector: “In case we have to force entry…”
Dawn and Jasper: “As the actress said to the Bishop!”
Regina: “Do you two have nothing better to do than make asinine comments?!”
Dawn and Jasper look at each other suggestively….knocking is heard from stage right
Inspector: “Madam Arcati? Madam Arcati, if you don’t open the door, we will have to break it down….Smitty, Harriet, if you would, please: Madam Arcati, we’re coming in…”
Dawn and Jasper sneak off to the Gents
Dawn: “And it’s Dawn for the win!
A
Jasper enters with prawn crackers
DAWN: And it’s Dawn for the win!
???
Hey Jazz, guess who solved the murder
JASPER: ????
DAWN: Me, you numpty
JASPER: ????
HANNAH: None of them, “Jazz”. Everyone’s chopsticks are still on the tables, sis; which means they must’ve come from the pot on the counter there; which means anyone could’ve grabbed them.
JASPER: ????
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(W & A)
DAWN: And it’s Dawn for the win!
JASPER enters with Prawn Crackers
Hey Jazz, guess who solved the murder
JASPER: Who?
DAWN: Me you numpty
JASPER: Cool. Which one?
HANNAH: None of them, “Jazz”. Everyone’s chopsticks are still on the tables, sis; which means, they must’ve come from the pot on the counter there; which means anyone could’ve grabbed them
JASPER: Never mind love; have a Prawn Cracker
DAWN & JASPER start on the Prawn Crackers
Dawn & Jasper have started on the Prawn crackers
JANICE: Where did you get those from?
JASPER: ???
HANNAH: …after you’ve humped my sister…
JASPER: ????
HANNAH: In the toilet…
JASPER: ???
HANNAH: Against the hand-dryer!
JASPER: ????
JANICE: Yes dear, but I made those yesterday; they’ll be stale
JASPER: ???
VICTOR: Mind if I…?
JASPER: ????
Dawn & Jasper have started on the Prawn crackers
JANICE: Where did you get those from?
JASPER: The kitchen. I’ve got touch of the munchies… I always do after…
HANNAH: …after you’ve humped my sister…
JASPER: Yeah that
HANNAH: In the toilet…
JASPER: Not exclusively
HANNAH: Against the hand-dryer!
JASPER: Well, it’s a bit cramped in there, isn’t it… and you did offer didn’t you Janice… the Prawn Crackers I mean
JANICE: Yes dear, but I made those yesterday; they’ll be stale
JASPER: Doesn’t matter when you’ve got the munchies, Janice
VICTOR: Mind if I…?
JASPER: Knock yourself out, THX
VICTOR grabs a couple and offers one to YGOR
Ygor?
conciliatory towards Hannah in the first half, casual and shamless in the second?
After having offered the Prawn crackers to Ygor, and he’s mentioned his allergic reaction. Jas recoils, lip curled in disgust
VICTOR: I wouldn’t worry, Comrade; I doubt these things have been within a mile of any crustaceans. You’re more likely to have a reaction to Hannah’s costume…
YGOR: Nevertheless, my friend, I shall not take risk; you enjoy
JASPER: ????
BERLINA: Not for me, thanks
JASPER: ????
After having offered the Prawn crackers to Ygor, and he’s mentioned his allergic reaction. Jas recoils, lip curled in disgust
VICTOR: I wouldn’t worry, Comrade; I doubt these things have been within a mile of any crustaceans. You’re more likely to have a reaction to Hannah’s costume
YGOR: Nevertheless, my friend, I shall not take risk; you enjoy
JASPER: You want some, Berlina?
BERLINA: Not for me, thanks
JASPER: Please yourself; more for us eh Dawnie?
Ygor having mentioned his allergy, and Victor discussing it with him
YGOR: Nevertheless, my friend, I shall not take risk; you enjoy
JASPER: ????
BERLINA: Not for me, thanks
JASPER: ????
Ygor having mentioned his allergy, and Victor discussing it with him
YGOR: Nevertheless, my friend, I shall not take risk; you enjoy
JASPER: You want some, Berlina?
BERLINA: Not for me, thanks
JASPER: Please yourself; more for us eh Dawnie?
DAWN: No worries, Jan; they’re delish. Ain’t they Jazz?
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DAWN, JASPER & VICTOR collapse dead simultaneously; JASPER slumping backwards with his mouth open, Dawn plummeting head first into JASPER’s groin and VICTOR head first into the remaining crackers
