Act 3, Scene 5

Question 1

Is something wrong mistress?

Answer 1

No, no. Carry on. Why do we need so many forks?

Question 2

Well, this is the dinner fork, and this is the salad fork.

Answer 2

And what about the oddly shaped fork?

Question 3

That’s the oyster fork.

Answer 3

Are we having oysters?

Question 4

No, but that’s where it goes. Should I get rid of the oyster fork?

Answer 4

No, no. whatever is proper for these…dinners.

Question 5

Okay…

Answer 5

When do you suppose the dinner will be ready?

Question 6

Well the bird is in the oven, should be ready by eleven, the soup is on the burner, and the waldorf salad is ready to be served at a moment’s notice.

Answer 6

Great. And a waldorf salad is…

Question 7

Mads: Helena you don’t need to worry, Everything is being taken care of.

Answer 7

I know. But what if Jeffrey doesn’t like birds, or soups or waldorfs…

Question 8

Don’t worry. If he likes you, then he’ll be just as desperate to make a good impression as you are. Whatever we serve, he’ll be happy.

Answer 8

What about Lilith? Has anyone seen her?

Question 9

Mads: No. She apparently didn’t come home yesterday, ut don’t worry. I fshe had been caught in the daylight we would’ve felt it. I’m sure she just found a safe place to holde up for the day.

Answer 9

This is so like her! I set up an important dinner where i’m going to introduce Father to the love of my life and she makes it all about herself! Next thing you know she’ll burst in at the wrong moment and probably ruin everything.

Question 10

Don’t worry, if anything like that happens, we’ll deal with it. I have three explanations about why she would be covered in blood ready to go in my mind. We’ll be fine.

Answer 10

Why do you think she didn’t come home yesterday? Was it something I said?

Question 11

Gr: There you both are. I see that everything is in order. Are you planning on wearing that for Jefferey? How very modern of you.

Answer 11

Oh my god! I’m a mess! I need to go change!

Question 12

Grim: Oh no! That is for you to do. In fact, things have been so hectic that I haven’t even had time to-

Answer 12

Jeffrey it’s so good to- YOU!!!

Question 13

Br: Thank you, Much practice.

Answer 13

Father?

Question 14

Br: Please, dear lady, I mean you no arm, I come with the permission of your father.

Answer 14

You invited a vampire hunter to my dinner with Jeffery?

Question 15

Br: If you may, please let me thoroughly apologize for any wrongful treatment I may have given you in the past.

Answer 15

Oh, you mean like when you tortured me?

Question 16

Br: Yes. That wasn’t very chivalrous of me. But I was forced to do it, and the penalty for disobeying would’ve been severe.

Answer 16

And you’ve come here why? To say thank you?

Question 17

Mads: And now that he’s dead, rather than go and live your life in peace, you’ve spent the last decade hunting us to do what? Shake my hand? Say thanks?

Answer 17

That’s exactly what I said?

Question 18

Mads: I’ve never….well now I have a knight. Are you hungry? doorbell

Answer 18

That’s Jeffrey!

Question 19

Br: What would be embarassing?
Gr: According to my daughters, anything I do.

Answer 19

Just act normal. How do I look, Father?

Question 20

Gr: Indeed. This island seems to…what do you actually do for a living?

Answer 20

Father!

Question 21

J: Uh, yes. Tell me, how did you two meet.
Mads: Oh, it’s a very long story.

Answer 21

Well Jeffery and I met at the summer carnival. We met in the beach and there was a full moon that night. It was just so romantic. Wasn’t it romantic, Jeffery?

Question 22

J: Yes it was very romantic. Can I have my hand back please?

Answer 22

Oh. Sorry.

Question 23

Gr: We have them enthralled. They think they are adding garlic of all things.

Answer 23

And the special wine, father?

Question 24

J: Yes, of course. She explained to me which glasses were for the family and which ones were for guests.

Answer 24

Thank you, Jeffrey, you’re always so generous.

Question 25

L: I like the way you smell.
J: Uh. Thank you?

Answer 25

Lilith!

Question 26

Gr: If I may stop you…the chance has finally come…

Answer 26

What are you talking about father?

Question 27

Please, Helena…The time has come for me to leave…

Answer 27

Seriously.

Question 28

Yes, Helena…The fact that you found someone who wants to take care of you is simply a bonus…

Answer 28

This is so sudden, father.

Question 29

Gr: Mainly a motor yacht…

Answer 29

Slump onto J

Question 30

J: Helena are you alright?

Answer 30

I don’t know. I suddenly feel very strange…