ACT 3 SCENE 2 Flashcards
LADY BRACKNELL: You are nothing of the kind, sir. And now, as regards Algernon? . . . Algernon!
Yes, Aunt Augusta.
LADY BRACKNELL: May I ask if it is in this house that your invalid friend Mr. Bunbury resides?
Oh! No! Bunbury doesn’t live here. Bunbury is somewhere else at present. In fact, Bunbury is dead.
LADY BRACKNELL: Dead! When did Mr. Bunbury die? His death must have been extremely sudden.
Oh! I killed Bunbury this afternoon. I mean! Poor Bunbury died this afternoon.
LADY BRACKNELL: What did he die of?
Bunbury? Oh, he was quite exploded.
LADY BRACKNELL: …
And now that we have finally got rid of this Mr. Bunbury, may I ask, Mr. Worthing, who is that young person whose hand my nephew Algernon is now holding in what seems to me a peculiarly unnecessary manner?
JACK: That lady is Miss Cecily Cardew, my ward
I am engaged to be married to Cecily, Aunt Augusta.
LADY BRACKNELL: …
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They are worn very high, just at present. Algernon!
Yes, Aunt Augusta!
LADY BRACKNELL: There are distinct social possibilities in Miss Cardew’s profile.
Cecily is the sweetest, dearest, prettiest girl in the whole world. And I don’t care twopence about social possibilities.
LADY BRACKNELL: Never speak disrespectfully of Society, Algernon. Only people who can’t get into it do that.
…
Well, I suppose I must give my consent.
Thank you, Aunt Augusta.
LADY BRACKNELL: The marriage, I think, had better take place quite soon.
ALGERNON AND CECILY. [They embrace.]
Thank you, Aunt Augusta.