Act 2 - Scene 5 Flashcards
Opening
WTSSF ITGF ATFOTFWNOTM AN HASSFTOYHTWHTBA WKOEAA OWAJPIA WFS
Welcome to Star Spangled Funland! Isn’t this great folks? All the fun of a country fair with none of the manure! And now, here’s a song specially for those of you here tonight who happen to be American, who know or envy an American, or who are just plain in America.
Whiffles, forward sing!
Where are all your thousands of fans?
TMBSIT GBIL ASA WTPDOAETTPASSF
They must be stuck in traffic. Get back in line! And, Smile, Allison! We the Peppy do ordain and establish this Theme Park as Star Spangled Funland!
THANKS
TY BITADALMATT
Thank you, but I think America deserves a little more applause than that!
Er - Baldwin - Why don’t we proceed to the official dedication?
JSIHY
Judge Stone isn’t here yet.
The fourth of July is a big night for deadly firework mishaps
KIO JDPWF
Knock it off! Judges don’t play with fireworks!
We were detained by some last minute injustice.
TFJ BWITMOAS AYRTRTOP
That’s fine, judge, but we’re in the middle of a show! Are you ready to read the opening proclamation?
Sorry ma’am. I didn’t break out jail to run away. I did it to find Allison and make sure she knew the truth!
WO TEC G ST
Watch out! They’re escaped cons! Guards! Seize them!
I knew it! I always knew it! My family honor has been restored!
DLTH SACT
Don’t listen to her! She’s a Commie, too!
Baldwin Blandish, I hereby sentence you to indefinite detention at the Bethesda Centre for Over-Privileged Brats!
WJ NY P IPIS BFIGFTWMBG
Wait Judge, not yet, Please! I promise I’ll surrender, but first I gotta fix things with my best girl.
I’ll give you one minute.
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S IHCY CBW TAMBRHRNATWGA
Allison, I know why might be upset with me right now, but remember we got officially engaged on the actual radio.
I know I’m a better man and a much better musician than this no-good, two-timing thug who has just done time in jail!So, I hereby challenge you, Cry-Baby Walker, to a musical battle right here, right now, and the winner gets Allison!
You can’t win a woman like shootin’ gallery kewpie doll. She has to choose you.
RGW
Ready, GO! WHIFFLES!
Isn’t this a little on the insane side?
ISG
I said Go!
DO THAT AGAIN
W IDKWYCTHC SLNTM
Well, I don’t know what you call that horrible cacophony. Sounds like noise to me!
I finally realized it was always you, Baldwin!
W
What!
Let’s have Mister Lincoln here marry us, Baldwin. Then you can kiss me… with tongue.
W
Wait!
You’ve got it, Allison! You’ve got it raw!
W PB
Well…Plan B!
