Act 2 - Scene 1

Question 1

WOE WOE WOE WOE.
(Enter)

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Answer 1

Allison! Allison! I have wonderful news! This is a great day for Squaredom!

Question 2

Oh, It’s you, Baldwin. And your gang.

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Answer 2

Hi,

I have some terrific news!

Question 3

Yeah

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Answer 3

Me and the Whiffles have been invited to sing at a brand new theme park! It’s called Star-Spangled Funland! And we’ll be the very first to perform there!

Question 4

Do you want to buy a tasty chocolate laxative bar?

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Answer 4

They’re yummy and they’ll keep you regular too! Believe me, I oughta know!

Question 5

That was a good one!

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Answer 5

I know, I’m so funny!

Question 6

I don’t know.

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Answer 6

Never mind, what’s important is that we want you to join us! Sing with us, like Four Hits and a Miss!

Question 7

What? Oh, that’s wonderful, Baldwin, but I can’t sing tonight.

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Answer 7

It’s not tonight, It’s a month from now!

Question 8

Well..

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Answer 8

Come on Allison! I need my best girl by my side when I achieve true greatness!

Question 9

Still carrying a torch for your old flame?

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Answer 9

Hey

Question 10

What? No of course not.

W

Answer 10

Well?

Question 11

Yeaayy!

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Answer 11

My own special Juliet! See you at school! I hope.