Act 1 - Scene 2 Flashcards
Opening
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Well, what do you know! It’s that special time of year again, here at the Maidenhead Country Club! It’s safety awareness day! We all enjoyed the Anti-Polo Picnic this morning, and to top it all off, we’re very excited to be celebrating the Club’s brand new Atomic Age bomb shelter. Well done, Junior Disaster Committee! I’d like to remind the wait staff that in the event of a nuclear attack - the shelter is for members only. Anyhow, the Whiffles and I wish you a safe and aware Safety Awareness Day, and we hope you enjoy our little musical proffering.
Cry-baby!
YTT TIFMO
You tattooed truant! This is for members only!
Yes, but it’s not a free country club!
WAYDH
What are you doing here?
I came to invite Alison to come with us to the Jukebox Jamboree. I’ll sing something ‘specially for you Alison!
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Ha!
You don’t wanna hear his kind of music! It’s indecent! They don’t even allow it on the radio! Here’s what I think of your jukebox junk!
I’d hit you back - and good - I mean, well - but I don’t believe in violence.
O AP JLHOM
Ooh, a pacifist, just like his old man!
The red-neck Riviera!
SCDT IHTFALODBDOT
She can’t do that! I hear they find a lot of dead bodies dumped out there!
Absolutely not! Good night, Mr Walker. I wish you well at your jamboree.
TMG ASAFA YNGP
That means go. And stay away from Allison, you no good punk!
Hellion!
YLCMTS
You lower class menace to society!
Well, now that that awkwardness is behind us, let’s resume our Safety Awareness celebration! In addition to our sleek new bomb shelter, we’ve also installed a state-of-the-art air raid alarm system!
IIS
It’s in stereo!
