Act 2 Scene 2 Flashcards
Dave: Sit
It’s okay. It’s fine. We’ve not technic’ly been ‘arrested’. Just ‘detained’.
Rachel: he seemed cross when he was typing in the word for ‘detained’.
Then he touched the phone and a photo came up of Claire trying to mount a sea god.
Rachel: which made him even crosser!
We’ll be fine. Heath, get me th Czech phrase for ‘we’re very sorry’
Heather: ‘very sorry’
‘We were only having fun’
Heather: ‘Having fun’
‘We did not mean to snap the penis of your statue’
Rachel: No don’t! They might not’ve noticed!
Heath go go go…!
Heather: ‘Sorry’ is ‘Lito’
Officer! We’re all ‘Lito’
Rachel: with the boys an’ the umbrellas standing kind of…?
I don’t think he’s seen ‘em.
Rachel: right, they did/ notice
They did notice
Heather: oh this is unbelievable. All I need now is to run into one of my students on a weekend break.
Don’t say that!
Heather: it’s party central y’know, Prague
All four of my lads are at uni. That’d be good. ‘Eh Steve is that your mum being arrested in that fountain?’
Heather: they’re all at uni?
They are now. Packed my youngest off last week.
Rachel: oh my god. D’y suddenly feel a sense of like … ‘freedom’!?
Can’t believe you’re working at a university
Heather: pass me phone.
How can you teach about good behaviour when all you ever did was sit on the back row drinking strongbow an’ reading ’smash hits’.
The boys: OH OH OH OH
I mean - all them lads?
boys 4 & 5: these days
Forgot all them! What about telling y’r mum?
Rachel: No!
Eh speaking of which, ‘Miss Ditchfeild’. How come this guy of yours hasn’t popped the question yet?
Rachel: Jeff
What’s he waitin’ for, after twenty-how-many years?!
Rachel: well it’s… Times never been quite right for a wedding.
Well give him a shove
Rachel: ‘paperwork’? Why do you need to/ paperwork-?
Guys we’re gonna miss this concert-t…
Heather: y’know? In the airport? ‘Eating your partner’. On the plane? ‘Should’ve booked two seats…’
It’s us.
It’s cause it’s us making the joke.
Claire: it’s not
It’s different. It is. Sorry, we shouldn’t’ve. Claire, i think the thing is -
Claire: tuck
I remember that! I remember going!
Claire: I just found ones who told me to give up.
Who?
