Act 1 Scene 2 Flashcards
… how does she maintain her home?
Norma’s a very industrious woman. And Jim helps her around the house. Picking up and such.
… I don’t think he knows where we keep the carpet sweeper. Hmm.
What?
… Is Normie’s house clean?
Oh, quite. It sparkles. Like something out of an advertisement. Although, I’ll tell you a secret. If you look in her icebox, you know what you’ll find?
Tell me.
Frozen pie crust!
No! Stop, I cannot take it! You’re the devil!
You must swear you’ll never mention it! She’d positively die from embarassment!
Listen to us! Gossiping! Like real girlfriends!
Yes. These past few weeks have been such a kick.
I’ve never had girlfriends when I was younger. Did you?
I’ve had a few.
… I trapped every darn stray cat in the neighborhood, hid them in our cellar.
How many cats are we talking here?
Oh, probably, 15, 16. So many cats! And then I invited everyone over!
How’d that turn out?
There were a lot of injuries. But after that, everyone called me Kitty!
Ah. Well. How about that? Um, thank you so much for recommending that bakery, Kitty. I can’t believe all I picked up!
The French. They make the best pastries.
I do like a good crepe.
Always buy bread from the French, your produce from an Irishman, and get your meat from a Polack.
I’ll keep that in mind. I’d best get these things put away (cut)
Oh, Millie. You’re my very dearest friend!
Oh, Kitty, that’s so… unlikely. I mean, we’ve only known each other a few weeks.
No, I’m quite sincere! You and Normie, you’re such fun! We’re going to have so many adventures together!
Well, of course we will. Now, I hope you forgive (cut)
Something’s been bothering me, Millie dear. I was hoping I could speak with you. It’s about Normie’s husband.
Well of course. You can speak to me about anything at all. What about Jim?
Well, of this is so delicate…
No, I insist.
I don’t wish to offend.
Please, we’re dearest friends. I told you about the pie crust - we have a bond.
That is true.
Confide in me Kitty.
Well, it’s just that… when you see the Baxters together… Jim seems a little (trail / cut)
Young.
Young?
Younger than Norma.
Does he?
People usually don’t notice.
I’m good at noticing things.
Yes you are!
It’s so unusual.
There is a year or two between Normie and Jim, but nothing scandalous. Some fellows just have those faces, you know?
Like Mickey Rooney!
Exactly, like Mickey Rooney!
That makes sense! I could tell something was off, I just couldn’t (cut)
Also, Jim didn’t go to war like Bob did, and I think that ages a man. (sigh) Oh, war! I cannot stand war. It’s just awful, don’t you think?
It is!
It is!
… those Communists and drunks and fags before they destroy America!
Yes, well, I hope you’ll excuse me, I have to (cut)
… Imagine one day, you having to put your son in uniform to fight those freedom-hating primitaive monsters.
Wait, when did I have a baby again?