A Funny Thing Entrances/Exits

Question 1

D: Pseudolus! Hysterium!

Answer 1

(Enter from Senex’s house) Ah, madam you called?

Question 2

Hys: You do? Isn’t it amazing? Well I can’t stand here talking

Answer 2

(Moves towards Senex’s house) Pseudolus! (Exits into Senex’s house)

Question 3

Ph: And I love you

Answer 3

(Enter from Senex’s house) Pseudolus! Where is that…

Question 4

Hero: Oh Philia! (embraces her!)

Answer 4

Here stop doing that (seperates) You could hurt each other (exits into Senex’s house) ooooh!)

Question 5

P: She will go with you

Answer 5

(Enter from Senex’s House) Hero, I am off to the marker. While you are alone with the girl, remember who you. (Hero exits) I have yet to begin my daily chores

Question 6

Hys: You there, bird seller! What have you in the way of a plump peahen?

Answer 6

(Exits)

Question 7

Following I’m Calm

Senex: Hysterium!

Answer 7

(Run into Senex’s house)

Question 8

Err: Ah, home at last! After years of searching for my long lost children!

Answer 8

(Enter from Senex’s house, carrying chicken, react in horror)

Question 9

S: Prepare my bath!

Answer 9

Yes, sir! (Run into Erronius’s house)

Question 10

S: Well he to his bath and I to mine

Answer 10

(Enter from Erronius’s house) Just the way you like it, sir

Question 11

S: Well take it in and bring it out!

Answer 11

(Exit into Senex’s house)

Question 12

P: And I intend to stand behind those words or my name is not Marcus Lycus!

Answer 12

(Enter from Senex’s house) Pseudolus!

Question 13

Hys: I go Lycus. Farewell, Lycus

Answer 13

(Exit into Senex’s house)

Question 14

P: Present the bride!

Answer 14

(Enter from Senex’s house)

Question 15

P: Captain, forgive the girl, she primps and preens. She wants to be worthy of such a warrior

Answer 15

(Exit into Senex’s house with Pseudolus)

Question 16

P: Tell him! Tell him who I am!

Answer 16

(Enter from Senex’s house)

Question 17

S: Hysterium and Pseudolus are here

Answer 17

(Enter with Pseudolus)

Question 18

P: Why not? Go!

M: He is not to stray from your sight

Answer 18

(Exit into Senex’s house)

Question 19

M: You have but one hour. Men, you are to hound his every step

S: Hysterium

Answer 19

(Enter from Senex’s house)

Question 20

Hys: Slave in chief! I wonder how many slaves in chief have a master in the tub a house full or courtesans and a virgin on the roof

Answer 20

(Exit into Senex’s house)

Question 21

D: Since sending my husband back to Rome, I have been haunted by the premonition that he is up to something low. Hysterium!

Answer 21

(Enter from Senex’s house)

Question 22

P: In here!

Hys: Where did you get the money?

Answer 22

(Pulled into Lycus’s house by Pseudolus)

Question 23

P: Come out here! Come on out!

Answer 23

(Enter from Lycus’s house)

Question 24

M: The girl is alive!

Answer 24

And she will stay that way! (Run off)

Question 25

Lycus: Find the girls bring them back

Answer 25

(Re-enter hiding face) I've got to get out of these clothes! I'm calm, I'm calm!

Question 26

S: Do you understand? Go then

Answer 26

(Exit into Senex's house)

Question 27

(Senex exits singing everybody ought to have a maid)

Answer 27

(Pokes head out, ducks back)

Question 28

(Eunuch with Vibrata exits)

Answer 28

(Enter from Senex's house)

Question 29

M: He dies! P: Look out!

Answer 29

(Run off, opposite direction of Pseudolus)

Question 30

D: Sir, I am not anybody's maiden! M: You made that more than clear when we last met! (He runs off)

Answer 30

(Run on behind Domina) The cause of it all!

Question 31

S: No, no, my dear, wrong house

Answer 31

(Chased around house by Senex)

Question 32

(Coming round first time)

Answer 32

Leave me alone (run around again)

Question 33

H: Philia! Philia!

Answer 33

(Run around from behind Senex's house) Second time around! (Exit into Senex's house)

Question 34

D: I know what goes on in there! P: Who doesn't?!?

Answer 34

(Enter from Senex's house, see other girls, run behind houses)

Question 35

(While passing Senex's house, kicked by Hysterium)

Answer 35

(Tumble into Erronius's house)

Question 36

E: third time around!

Answer 36

(Enter from Erronius's house, see Erronius, run back in)

Question 37

E: The spirit!

Answer 37

(Enter from Erronius's house)