10/24 Flashcards
Can I go to one yoga class without being completely ogled by some jerk?!
我難道就不能這麼一次上瑜伽課時可以不要遇到眼睛不安份的混蛋嗎
Oh, NOW you’re asking for permission, please…
噢！現在你就會先徵求同意了，請說啊…
you’d be wearing something other than a purple sports bra covering
maybe a third of your perfect tits…
妳就不應該穿著這件紫色的運動胸罩
只遮住了妳完美胸部的三分之一…
And another thing, I’m biologically programmed to stare at boobs, okay?
再來還有一點，從生物學來說，我本來就被設定成愛看胸部的了，好嗎？
It’s in my DNA to scan for supple, life-giving breasts…
是DNA讓我去搜尋那柔軟的、哺育生命的胸部…
And it’s not a personal thing, it’s not about me,
it’s about my potential future offspring! Okay?
而這不是我的個人嗜好，也不是為了我自己，
這都是為了我可能會有的後代子孫著想，好嗎？
So really it’s a selfless act!
I’m paying it forward!
所以說真的，這是一種無私的舉動，
我只是想把這份愛傳下去
And one last thing, okay?
If all that isn’t enough…
最後還有一點，
如果剛剛說的那些還不夠…
I spent the best eighteen months of my life
sucking on those things for my very sustenance …
我花了我人生中美好的十八個月
全心全意地吸著胸部
so don’t you think that maybe,
in the recesses of my mind
所以難道妳不覺得也許
在我內心深處
that I look at breasts and I think of a safe haven…
That they are objects of love and caring,
當我看到胸部時，我想到的是一個安全的避風港。
我把他們視為愛與關懷的代表
representing a time in my life
when days were easy,
and that maybe I saw all of that in your, beautiful breasts.
象徵著我人生中最無憂無慮的的一段時光，
而也許我能體會到這一切，都是因為妳…美麗的胸部
I don’t know what to say
我…不知道該說什麼了…
Mitch just made some really great points about my breasts…
- 米奇剛剛對我的胸部發表了非常精采的看法
-Goddammit Mitch…
- 馬的… 米奇
