WWoW Act 2 Scene 3 Flashcards
… who knew you could still turn a cartwheel?
Fanny, I’ve got a buyer for all those hideous hats of yours! She just doesn’t know it yet.
Adios, bathrobe!
And I got six bucks for that old hairdryer of yours, and nine for that gallon bag of ancient doilies. It’s crazy what people think they can’t live without!
Where is all this energy coming from? You’ve been moving at warp speed since seven this morning.
Gathering and selling this old stuff gets me jazzed. And chugging a pot of coffee and two cans of Redbull sure didn’t hurt. Woohoo!!
What? It’s just I hate it when something challenges my judgmental nature.
No way! No one pulls that old yard sale scam on me. “Well I know it’s only a two-dollar purchase, miss, but all I have is a hundred dollar bill. Maybe I could have it for free if you don’t have change?” Ha! Of course I have change!
How is it you’re onto that game?
Because I’ve tried it a dozen times myself. It usually works.
Bravo! You sure earned your senior discount at Denny’s with that one. Thanks.
You’ll never believe this – I just sold your riding lawn mower. Money money money, honey! Whew! Your yoga class friends are covering for us a while so we can take a break. But I’m really having a ball out there! The last time I was around that many people, I was crying, heaving, and staring down into a sinkhole. This is a real nice change!
I still think you should’ve kept some of my stuff to help you start over.
That is so sweet darlin, but I want to start fresh, y’know, with really nice stuff.
Oookay! Well, I’m happy we’re together… and getting along.
Well, it is lovely… much better than when Willa threw me out of the house. Or like last night, when she did everything she could to wreck my evening!
You know, things have gone so well today, let’s just stick a pin in this topic and –
When I dared Willa to go to a singles party with me, I didn’t mean go and ruin it for me!
What? I just showed up like I agreed.
We had no sooner got to the party than every man who could walk, limp, or roll headed for you, leaving me high and dry.
They realized I was both. They were on me like a cheap suit.
Well, because of you, not one man looked my way the entire night.
Well, which one of those great catches were you interested in? The one with the neck tattoos or the one with the gold-capped teeth?
I liked that bald guy who said he’d just moved out of a gated community.
He’d just been released from prison, okay??
I don’t have to stand here and listen to this. You stole every man who came near me and you know it. One thing I will say for you is you’re consistent… even after all these years.
