WWoW Act 2 Scene 2 Flashcards
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What? Listen mister, I’m not some yahoo from the bojacks. If you want to handle this estate sale, you’re going to have to bump up your estimates. These are quality antiques from generations of a fine, old family. We’re talking mahogany here, not Ikea!
… and we’ll throw in a few dozen coat hangers. What do you say?
Yep, the estate sale is next Saturday, followed by a yard sale the week after. There’s a mountain of merchandise, so let’s get lots of eyeballs on this ad. Run it in all the papers and online editions from Winedale to Richmond. Oh, and if you know any nuns or Baptists, get ‘em to pray for sunny skies these next two weekends. ‘Cause without some divine intervention, our entire plan’s going to be shot straight down.
I know I would! Don’t miss this great opportunity…
Well Jim, we sure appreciate the nice deal you cut us on the table rental… You bet. Soon as the yard sale’s over, we’ll give you a jingle. Wouldn’t want to hold up any Saturday night plans you might have… with your wife. Oh, you’re not…? I thought you sounded single! Well, it’s just a gift I have. Tell me Jim… do you have a house?
