Wrong Wrong Flashcards
A goth loner butterfly in an orchard using the trees to hide from other people…
… strangles a small octopus because it tried to say hi and offer it eight apples (overwhelming for a loner)
A Wrong then Not So it must meet at more
S (40) C (20)
Felix Bauminger in an orchard…
… skydives straight into a pirate but they both survive because of the trees (he luckily misses Tue hook otherwise it would be a different story)
A Wrong then Not Not 1 diagonal
R (100)
In an orchard that annoying blonde person who would sometimes come to the fencing class…
… tries to swordfight a zebra but the zebra is winning because it is used to prancing around in a forest and his sword keeps getting stuck in the trees
A Wrong then Not 2 Diagonals
Z (12)
An evil roadman in an orchard…
… materilaises and kills the small KKK member hiding in the trees (he’s obviously not that bad)
A Wrong then Not But there are 2 lines in it
Y (117) K (65)
A gold miner in an orchard…
… has struck gold so rides off on his horse into the distance but the horse hits a tree and he falls over
A Wrong then Not A diagonal line in it
G (200)
Evil triplets in the ocean…
… materlaise there by mistake and there are three plops in the sea as they realsie they can’t swim being kids oops
C Wrong then Not 3 bits
Y (20)
A giant Venus fly trap coming out the ocean…
… comes out the ocean and eats a pirate who was swimming along peacefully
C Wrong then Not No curves
R (149)
God in the ocean…
… parts the seas to find Plato (swimming to try and avoid him) and lynches him for not believing in God
C Wrong then Not Touch more than one place
K (78) Y (11)
Godzilla in the boys’ changing rooms…
… materialises and destroys the VJ there because it shouldn’t be in the boys changing rooms (boys love Godzilla and it has to be destroyed somehow might as well be epically)
D Wrong then Not Vertical line
Y (25) V (19)
An evil fairytale Shrek with a mohawk in Far Far Away…
… does a thumbs up at the camera like a selfie/reaction image (before doing evil stuff to the fairytale creatures)
E Wrong then Not 1 vertical
H (26)
A fairytale Will Smith in Far Far Away…
… starts grabbing fairytale creatures and chopping them up for his stew (like the AI videos of him eating pasta)
E Wrong then Not C shape
J (1)
A fairytale Osama in Far Far Away…
… sneaks in dressed as a zebra (being a bit like Donkey so blending in (but not realising there aren’t really zebras in Shrek just donkeys)) before blowing everyone up
E Wrong then Not No diagonals
Z (5)
An animated fairytale Venus flytrap in Far Far Away…
Slaps a small fairytale horse (hard to do as a Venus fly trap with no arms, but maybe it sort of slaps with its whole body) who was calling out that it was choking (as fairytale horses can), and it coughs out an absolutely microscopic fairytale snake, who says thanks and imperceptibly slithers off… If on the other hand the Venus flytrap misses it’s slap, that is because a fairytale chef (Jay Rayner, maybe chef Gusto from Ratatouille) expertly dodges the plant’s slap like a martial artist. That makes the chef happy as they can now try and eat the big Venus flytrap and put it in one of their stews.
E Wrong then Not No curves
C shape -> C (400) G (120) S (1) , Not C shape -> J (3)
Osama in a horse race…
… materialises on his own horse at the finish and blows the winning racer up, surprising all the gamblers but making some very happy (because he bet on the second place horse and wanted it to win, with his magic terrorist powers)
G Wrong then Not No diagonals
Y (13)
A Venus fly trap in a horse race…
… is at the finish line, making all the spectators point pointedly at it in the hopes the racers see it, but they don’t and the fly trap eats all the racers
G Wrong then Not No curves
U (16)
Godzilla in a horse race…
… rides Plato, who can barely carry him, to the finish line, shooting radioactive rays at the other horses to win, Plato imagining himself as the Sisyphus with the bolder, except it is a giant made up creature (potentially Godzilla exists in the realm of the forms)
G Wrong then Not Vertical
G (20) Y (13)
A boring hairdresser in my bedroom…
… strangles a pig who wanted to have a haircut because pigs don’t have any hair - getting pig smell all over my bedroom (maybe it is the flying pig from my ceiling)
H Wrong then Not 2 or 3 straight lines in
S (15) M (13)
Dad in biking gear in an opticians…
… opens his eyes so big to try and read the letters on the eyesight test they fall out and roll onto the floor
I Wrong then Not Not one straight line
I (10)
A bad dancing snake in an opticians (dancing badly because it is wearing glasses that really don’t help)
… shoots the devil who was mocking its bad dancing with a water pistol (it takes a very long time to hit the devil because the snake has such bad eyesight) (bad for the devil who is made of fire), so the devil gets scared and rides back off on his horse of the apocalypse (but his horse bumps into a wall because he is also blind)
I Wrong then Not Near S in alphabet
C (699) L (432) G (230)
Three non-evil triplets in an opticians…
… all munch on their separate eyeballs innocently (still somehow not evilly…)/ The eyeballs are absolutely tiny like raisins
I Wrong then Not Not 3 bits
A (286) I (13)
Osama in an opticians…
…pulls open an absolutely tiny KKK member to put a bomb inside of him, but drops his glasses inside too, so is considering whether to open him back up
I Wrong then Not No diagonals
V (288) K (23)
An evil dick in hell (with little horns ad its own trident)…
… points and laughs evilly at a small (demonic) snake - ‘ha-ha my snake is bigger than yours’
L Wrong then Not D shape
U (35) S (12)
A broken lightbulb in hell…
… is full of flaming snakes coming out the breaks a bit like medusa, the hellish snakes also causing it to light up a bit like a real lightbulb, sone of the snakes slip like sausages out of the lightbulb into a very small patch of sea underneath, putting them out into stone and cause steam to hiss up clouding the lightbulb
L Wrong then Not Vowel
S (130) C (12)
Osama in hell…
… cooks poo on a stick (over the fires of hell) and eats it - I guess he wasn’t a very nice guy so that’s the food situation for him in hell, or maybe it Is traditional
L Wrong then Not No diagonals
M (23) W (13)
Dr Strangelove on a farm…
… plays with the chickens - more fun than making atomic bombs
N Wrong then Not More than one diagonal
N (73)
A bad builder wearing safety sandals on a farm…
… uses his shovel to open up a (statue of) Plato like a V (half buried in the mud and poo with chickens squawking around it) (obviously it was just trash in the way of the construction of the new henhouse ad not an ancient historical artefact)
N Wrong then Not three straight lines
V (52) Y (40)
A hairdresser on a farm…
… cuts the pig’s hair
N Wrong then Not 2/3 straight lines
M (28)
A broken lightbulb on a farm…
Strangles an octopus and puts it by the neck into the broken part of the lightbulb to transfer it back to the lake where It belongs, (not on the farmland)
N Wrong then Not Vowel
S (509) C (416)
A cartoon Mrs Sprout in Springfield…
… pours a mug of tea into the cartoon devil’s eyes, which are absolutely tiny (for context she is doing this because the devil stole her doughnut mandrake plant thing that she was going to eat with her tea).
O Wrong then Not Curve in it
T (442) L (365) I (20)
A cartoon medieval tent in Springfield…
… has 2 yellow people from the Simpsons fornicating inside of it (maybe Homer and Marge… Homer isn’t clever enough to realise the flimsy tent is not much protection of their dignity from e.g. Moe and Flanders outside)
O Wrong then Not Doesn’t cross
X (19)
A cartoon evil rollercoaster tycoon (a bit like the monorail man) in Springfield…
… gets stung by a cartoon bee and in trying to slap it away they fall off the roller-coaster/monorail into the burning tyre pit before it begins the tycoon’s evil plan
O Wrong then Not Diagonal
B (97)
Osama in the fairytale bedroom of the Princess and the pea…
… puts an infidel’s eye under the bed (probably saved from a recent expedition) (instead of the usual pea)
P Wrong then Not No diagonals
I (20)
Prince Harry on a pirate ship…
… gets sucked into the pits of hell (maybe by a fiery kraken) because being a pirate obviously negates his royal duties, even though Prince Harry obviously wanted to leave the royal life behind
R Wrong then Not In the middle
L (86)
An evil dick pirate on a pirate ship…
… rears the horse he is on (on a ship which is weird) but because he doesn’t have any hands being a dick, falls flat on his face
R Wrong then Not D shape
G (100)
Godzilla on a pirate ship…
… pulls apart Plato, who was asking how Godzilla got onto the pirate ship in the first place
R Wrong then Not Vertical
V (69) Y (50)
A broken lightbulb on a pirate ship…
… strangles a small octopus in the middle of the octopus versus pirate battle happening on the ship (a bit like the battle against the kraken in pirates of the Caribbean) before putting the strangled octopus in the hole in it’s bulb in order for both its arms to be free again (perhaps to draw its cutlass) (if I want to feel better the octopus then comes back to life and causes a nuisance in the bulb :) )
R Wrong then Not Vowel
S (397) C (100)
Superman on a pirate ship…
… flies over to a pirate snake the whole pirate ship is run by pirate snakes) and jabs his finger into it as he flies past, causing the snake to throw up sea water and fall into the sea
R Wrong then Not Not just one bit
U (28) S (20) C (10)
A pirate Tasmanian devil on a pirate ship…
… buzzes off like a bee as his ship explodes, seeing Roadrunner on a neighbouring ship so flying over to try and eat him
R Wrong then Not Just 1 (curve)
B (27)
A boring cheap watch in tall grass…
… materialises onto one of the blades of grass by quantum fluke, just for a passing KKK member to pick it up because he thinks it looks nice (being in the KKK he has terrible taste)
S Wrong then Not Meet 3 places
Y (57) K (39)
Harry Potter in a stately home…
… appears in the very grand toiled because he was desperate for the loo but mistook the castley stately home for Hogwarts. Oh well it is still somewhere to go. He then whips out his tiny V.
T Wrong then Not Not just diagonals
Y (100) W (70) V (1)
A cool athletic swimmer in a stately home…
… throws corn at a zebra in one of the oil paintings. He may be a good swimmer but he is not the brightest of the bunch, and doesn’t realise the zebra is not real.
T Wrong then Not No parallel lines
N (10) Z (4)
Evil triplets in a stately home…
… cook the grand toilet on a spit. It taking all three of them to manage to turn the handle. They are cooking the grand toilet because it is too old fashioned for them to use (they use a plastic potty)
T Wrong then Not 3 bits
M (20) W (12)
The robot villain from spiderman in a stately home…
… rides one of the horses from the stable around the house, knocking over oil paintings and suits of armour with his robot arms and generally causing havoc
T Wrong then Not Just one bit
G (2)
The Tasmanian Devil in a stately home…
Buzzes off out a window because he thinks he can hear Roadrunner amidst the peacocks in the gardens
T Wrong then Not One curve
B (3)
A man in a big target suit in WW2…
… stands around nonchalantly eating a doughnut, not realising how much of a massive tradgedy he is in the middle of an active engagement with a massive target suit on
U Wrong then Not Straight line
O (11)
The robot villain from spiderman on a portacabin toilet…
… gets sucked to hell (for being a villain, and because the underneath of those portacabin toilets basically are hell anyways)
W Wrong then Not Just one bit
L (15)
Warwick Davies in a cave…
… gets sucked into hell, hell being in caves and Warwik Davies being dead now I guess he’d have to go to one or the other
Y Wrong then Not At the top
L (15)
A medieval peasant in a cave…
… has his eyeballs fall out because he hasn’t used them so long, being in this cave on orders of his master and getting all sorts of diseases (I suppose peasants did live in caves sometimes when they were so poor they couldn’t have a house and/or are hiding from a war, plague or knight)
Y Wrong then Not Horizontal
I (10)
In the spotlight in Far Far Away Mrs Sprout…
… munches on a small Shrek’s small eye, much to the horror of the other characters in Far Far Away, why would she make such a show of it?
E Not Not a vowel Not Curve
A (688) E (378) I (183)
In a fairytale animated church in Far Far Away Mrs Sprout…
… pulls open a mini fairytale animated Plato, who had been questioning his religion on the pews, only to reveal a tiny KKK member hidden inside him, who had been trying to sabotage Plato by forcing him to become a Christian as some sort of confusing long term white power strategy (Plate was while anyway which is weird). So actually fairytale Mrs Sprout was doing Plate a favour here, even if it might not have looked like it. Especially if, it being a fairytale, Plate can just get stuck back together
E Not Touch more than 1 place Not Curve
V (255) Y (100) K (10)
In a fairytale (skyscraper) office in Far Far Away full of working fairytale animals in their office jobs, a animated gold miner (like the one from Clash of Clans)…
… middle manager gold miner pours water on a tiny animated snake because he is not hitting his targets for gold mined in Far Far Away (not good for the computer making it fizz and crackle - definitely won’t be able to hit their gold quota after that) maybe because he is too small to touch his mouse and maybe because Far Far Away doesn’t have gold in it, it is full of dancing animals and they are all distracted by the whole Shrek thing
E Not Vertical line Not Diagonal
C (22) S (1)
In a fairytale science lab in Far Far Away, an animated gold miner (like the one from Clash of Clans)…
… gets stung by a big animated fairytale bee, ‘gocha’ the bee says, being able to talk as a fairytale bee, and stings the gold miner, who drops his flask causing the whole experiment to go up in fairytale pink smoke and stars. The bee must have had it in for the miner because they were trying to manufacture fairytale fake honey
E Not Lines meet in 1 or 2 places Not Diagonal
B (27)
