Woof from Kelsey 2 Flashcards
Woof: What did the sherriff take out of his briefcase and show to Birdie?
A flip-flop
Woof: What size shoe did Birdie wear?
Size six
Woof: What story did the flip flop remind the sherriff of?
Cinderella with her glass slipper
Woof: What does every single human smell like in some way—some more than others (to Bowser)?
Snot
Woof: What did Grammy have on her wrist after her appointment?
A hospital wristband
Woof: What kind of gun did Grammy own?
A .389 Smith and Wesson revolver (a police special)
Woof: Who was Lem LaChance?
Snoozy’s uncle
Woof: What was the name of the bar in town where Snoozy drank beer?
Li’l Mamou
Woof: What kind of car did Lem once steal?
A corvette
Woof: What was Birdie’s dad’s name?
Robert Lee Gaux
Woof: How did Uncle Lem know Birdie’s dad?
He coached him in peewee football.
Woof: What football team did Uncle Lem once play for?
The Ragin’ Cajuns in Lafayette
Woof: Why did Uncle Lem quit playing football?
He blew his knee out playing
Woof: Why was Uncle Lem always a careful driver?
He was driving with a suspended license
Woof: What was Rory’s theory about the case?
There was an environmentalist on the loose who didn’t like fishing
Woof: What was wrong inside Rory’s mouth?
A baby tooth was loose and twisted sideways
Woof: Who pulled out Rory’s baby tooth for him?
Birdie
Woof: What language could Grammy Gaux speak?
French
Woof: What did the dog look like that kept marking the tree in the Gaux’s front yard?
White with red patches
Woof: What was the red and white dog’s name?
Loco
Woof: What did Bowser do when he saw Loco (the red and white dog) jump into the black pick up?
Chased the truck all the way to the canal
Woof: What did Bowser see someone do from the canal bridge?
Throw something long and stiff with a tail on one end into the canal
Woof: What did Bowser smell when he was drinking from the canal?
Cigar smoke
Woof: What did Bowser eat while Nola and Birdie were drinking cold drinks?
Ice cubes
Woof: How did Nola know Solange often snuck out at night?
She had a squeaky window
Woof: Why did Solange have to go to summer school?
She flunked history
Woof: What was Solange’s IQ?
130
Woof: Where did Des live?
Hilltop Estates
Woof: What did Des’s parents do for a living?
Shrinks (psychiatrists) at Mercy Hospital
Woof: What was the name of the town Ice Cream shop?
Hector’s Ice Cream
Woof: What is taxidermy?
Stuffing animals and fish
Woof: What did Bowser love when humans did to point to something?
Pointed with their chins
Woof: Where did Aunt Maybelline live?
Sunrise Acres (the assisted living center)
Woof: What color was the Fun ‘n Games boat?
Red and black
Woof: How big was Fun n’ Games?
60 feet long
Woof: How far could Fun ‘n games go?
600 miles (all the way to Galveston)
Woof: Why did Birdie doubt she would be a shrimp boat captain?
Grammy said there wouldn’t be any shrimp left by the time she grew up
Woof: What did Bowser notice about the bald guy who drove Fun N’ Games?
His mouth was friendly, but his eyes were not.
Woof: How did Nola and Birdie get Bowser into the assisted living center?
They told them he was a trained service dog to comfort lonely old people
Woof: What did Maybelline Peckham smell like to Bowser?
A stack of dusty, yellowed newspapers
Woof: What color hair did Maybelline Peckham have?
Bright orange
Woof: What did Maybelline Peckham say was the problem with dogs?
Their life spans don’t match up with ours
Woof: What did Maybelline Peckham give to Bowser?
Pieces of ham sandwich
Woof: What did Birdie keep calling a taxidermist?
Taxidermier
Woof: What was Grammy’s first name?
Claire
Woof: What were the descriptions Maybelline gave of the three men who went to war?
A strong man, a bad man, and a nice man
Woof: Which man did not come back from war?
The nice man
Woof: Who was the strong man who went to war, according to Aunt Maybelline?
Maurice Gaux
Woof: Who was the bad man who went to war, according to Aunt Maybelline?
Frank Straker (great uncle of old man Straker)
Woof: Who was the nice man that didn’t come back from the war, according to Aunt Maybelline?
Dan Phelps
Woof: What war did the three men go to ?
World War II
Woof: Who taught Maybelline taxidermy?
Dan Phelps, her boss
Woof: What was Dan Phelp’s career?
He was the best taxidermist in Louisiana and owned a shop in Lafayette before the war
Woof: How did Maybelline describe taxidermy?
Recapturing the perfect moment in a creature’s life
Woof: What was the taxidermy trade secret Maybelline revealed?
You don’t stuff a delicate fish–you rebuild it from the ground up and when you’re done, there’s almost nothing of the real fish left.
Woof: What were the only kind of books that interested Bowser?
Leather-bound
Woof: What photo did Maybelline show to Birdie?
Dan Phelps with Birdie’s great grandfather, Maurice, in uniform on the day they left for France
Woof: What animal did Maybelline taxidermy for Des’s family in the 50’s?
A shark