Why Thomas Wont Get A Girl Flashcards
1
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What is the height of Thomas?
A
Thomas is very short.
2
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What is Thomas’s body type?
A
Thomas is fat.
3
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What color is Thomas’s hair?
A
Thomas’s hair is ginger.
4
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True or False: Thomas is tall and skinny.
A
False.
5
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Fill in the blank: Thomas is very _____, _____, and has _____ hair.
A
short, fat, ginger.
6
Q
What physical characteristic is often joked about regarding Thomas?
A
His height.
7
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Multiple Choice: Which of the following describes Thomas? A) Tall B) Short C) Average
A
B) Short.
8
Q
What is a common roast about Thomas?
A
His short stature and fatness.
9
Q
True or False: Thomas has black hair.
A
False.
10
Q
How might someone humorously describe Thomas’s figure?
A
As round or plump.
11
Q
Fill in the blank: Thomas’s hair color is _____ and his body type is _____.
A
ginger, fat.
12
Q
What is a playful way to roast someone like Thomas?
A
By commenting on his height and weight.
13
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Multiple Choice: Which roast might refer to Thomas’s hair? A) He’s as tall as a skyscraper B) He’s a human fire hydrant C) He’s got a crown of ginger
A
C) He’s got a crown of ginger.
14
Q
True or False: Joking about someone’s appearance is always considered mean-spirited.
A
False.
15
Q
What kind of jokes are often made about Thomas?
A
Jokes about his height, weight, and hair color.
16
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Fill in the blank: When roasting Thomas, one might say he has a _____ belly.
A
round.
17
Q
What is a humorous comparison that could be made about Thomas?
A
He could be compared to a gnome.
18
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Multiple Choice: What is a common theme in roasts about Thomas? A) Intelligence B) Appearance C) Skills
A
B) Appearance.
19
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True or False: Roasting Thomas is a way to show affection.
A
True.
20
Q
What might someone say to roast Thomas’s height?
A
They might say he needs a booster seat.
21
Q
Fill in the blank: Thomas’s ginger hair makes him look like a _____.
A
carrot.
22
Q
What is one way to describe Thomas’s stature in a roast?
A
As being vertically challenged.
23
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Multiple Choice: Which roast is least likely about Thomas? A) He’s got a big heart B) He’s got a big belly C) He’s got a big head
A
A) He’s got a big heart.
24
Q
True or False: Roasting someone is a form of bullying.
A
False, if done in good fun.
25
What might a friend say to tease Thomas about his weight?
They might say he should join a gym.
26
Fill in the blank: Thomas might be mistaken for a _____ due to his size and hair color.
leprechaun.
27
What is a creative way to roast Thomas about his hair?
Call him a walking sunset.
28
Multiple Choice: What feature of Thomas is often joked about? A) His intelligence B) His hair C) His shoes
B) His hair.
29
True or False: Roasting someone can strengthen friendships.
True.
30
What might a roast say about Thomas's fashion sense?
They might joke that he dresses like a circus performer.
31
Fill in the blank: When people see Thomas, they might say he looks like a _____.
pumpkin.
32
What is a light-hearted roast about Thomas's height?
He could be a hobbit.
33
Multiple Choice: Which of the following is a common roast? A) He’s a genius B) He’s a heavyweight champion C) He’s got a lot of personality
B) He’s a heavyweight champion.
34
True or False: It’s okay to roast someone if they are sensitive about it.
False.
35
What type of humor is often used when roasting Thomas?
Self-deprecating or playful humor.
36
Fill in the blank: Thomas is often the _____ of the joke.
butt.
37
What might someone say about Thomas's hair in a roast?
It looks like it’s on fire.
38
Multiple Choice: How would you describe Thomas in a roast? A) Elegant B) Comedic C) Serious
B) Comedic.
39
True or False: Roasting can be harmful if taken too far.
True.
40
What is a funny nickname that could be given to Thomas?
Gingerbread Man.
41
Fill in the blank: Thomas’s weight makes him look like a _____.
teddy bear.
42
What is a common roast about Thomas's personality?
That he’s as bubbly as his appearance.
43
Multiple Choice: What’s a friendly way to roast Thomas? A) Call him a giant B) Call him a little buddy C) Call him a superstar
B) Call him a little buddy.
44
True or False: Roasting someone can lead to conflict.
True.
45
What might someone joke about regarding Thomas's diet?
That he eats all the snacks.
46
Fill in the blank: Thomas is so short that he could be mistaken for a _____.
child.
47
What is a humorous observation about Thomas's hair?
It’s so bright it could guide a ship.
48
Multiple Choice: Which roast is more about Thomas's weight? A) He’s a giant B) He’s a heavyweight C) He’s a featherweight
B) He’s a heavyweight.
49
True or False: Friends should always be careful when roasting each other.
True.
50
What might someone say to roast Thomas's fashion choices?
He dresses like a dad at a barbecue.
51
Fill in the blank: Thomas's ginger hair makes him stand out like a _____ in a crowd.
sore thumb.
52
What is a playful roast about Thomas's height?
He’s always looking up at everyone.
53
Multiple Choice: What’s an appropriate roast for a fun gathering? A) You’re a genius B) You’re a walking joke C) You’re a star
B) You’re a walking joke.
54
True or False: A good roast is meant to be hurtful.
False.
55
What is a humorous way to describe Thomas's appearance?
He’s like a walking ball of joy.
56
Fill in the blank: If Thomas were a fruit, he’d be a _____ due to his color.
peach.
57
What is a light-hearted comment about Thomas's size?
He’s fun-sized.
58
Multiple Choice: Which roast describes Thomas's hair color? A) Dark B) Blonde C) Ginger
C) Ginger.
59
True or False: Roasting is only for comedians.
False.
60
What’s a funny metaphor for Thomas's weight?
He’s built like a brick house.
61
Fill in the blank: Thomas could be a character in a _____ due to his looks.
fairy tale.
62
What is a common reaction to a roast about Thomas?
Laughter.
63
Multiple Choice: What’s a friendly roast about Thomas’s hair? A) It’s dull B) It’s vibrant C) It’s messy
B) It’s vibrant.
64
True or False: Everyone enjoys being roasted.
False.
65
What might someone say to tease Thomas about his height and weight?
He’s the perfect size for a cuddly toy.
66
Fill in the blank: Thomas's ginger hair is as bright as a _____ in the sky.
sun.
67
What is a common theme in roasts directed at Thomas?
His physical appearance.
68
Multiple Choice: What’s a light-hearted roast for Thomas? A) He’s a giant B) He’s a small fry C) He’s a superstar
B) He’s a small fry.
69
True or False: Roasting should always be done with kindness.
True.
70
What’s a humorous comment about Thomas's weight?
He’s got a great personality that fills the room.
71
Fill in the blank: When Thomas walks by, you can’t help but notice his _____ hair.
fiery.
72
What’s a fun roast about Thomas's fashion choices?
He shops in the kids' section.
73
Multiple Choice: Which roast is most light-hearted? A) You’re a giant B) You’re a joy to be around C) You’re a big deal
B) You’re a joy to be around.
74
True or False: Roasting can help build camaraderie among friends.
True.
75
What’s a playful roast about Thomas's stature?
He’s always in the front row at concerts.
76
Fill in the blank: Thomas's hair is so ginger it could be a _____ for a cartoon character.
signature.
77
What is the height of Thomas?
Thomas is very short.
78
What is Thomas's body type?
Thomas is fat.
79
What color is Thomas's hair?
Thomas's hair is ginger.
80
True or False: Thomas is tall and skinny.
False.
81
Fill in the blank: Thomas is very _____, _____, and has _____ hair.
short, fat, ginger.
82
What physical characteristic is often joked about regarding Thomas?
His height.
83
Multiple Choice: Which of the following describes Thomas? A) Tall B) Short C) Average
B) Short.
84
What is a common roast about Thomas?
His short stature and fatness.
85
True or False: Thomas has black hair.
False.
86
How might someone humorously describe Thomas's figure?
As round or plump.
87
Fill in the blank: Thomas's hair color is _____ and his body type is _____.
ginger, fat.
88
What is a playful way to roast someone like Thomas?
By commenting on his height and weight.
89
Multiple Choice: Which roast might refer to Thomas's hair? A) He’s as tall as a skyscraper B) He’s a human fire hydrant C) He’s got a crown of ginger
C) He’s got a crown of ginger.
90
True or False: Joking about someone's appearance is always considered mean-spirited.
False.
91
What kind of jokes are often made about Thomas?
Jokes about his height, weight, and hair color.
92
Fill in the blank: When roasting Thomas, one might say he has a _____ belly.
round.
93
What is a humorous comparison that could be made about Thomas?
He could be compared to a gnome.
94
Multiple Choice: What is a common theme in roasts about Thomas? A) Intelligence B) Appearance C) Skills
B) Appearance.
95
True or False: Roasting Thomas is a way to show affection.
True.
96
What might someone say to roast Thomas's height?
They might say he needs a booster seat.
97
Fill in the blank: Thomas's ginger hair makes him look like a _____.
carrot.
98
What is one way to describe Thomas's stature in a roast?
As being vertically challenged.
99
Multiple Choice: Which roast is least likely about Thomas? A) He’s got a big heart B) He’s got a big belly C) He’s got a big head
A) He’s got a big heart.
100
True or False: Roasting someone is a form of bullying.
False, if done in good fun.
101
What might a friend say to tease Thomas about his weight?
They might say he should join a gym.
102
Fill in the blank: Thomas might be mistaken for a _____ due to his size and hair color.
leprechaun.
103
What is a creative way to roast Thomas about his hair?
Call him a walking sunset.
104
Multiple Choice: What feature of Thomas is often joked about? A) His intelligence B) His hair C) His shoes
B) His hair.
105
True or False: Roasting someone can strengthen friendships.
True.
106
What might a roast say about Thomas's fashion sense?
They might joke that he dresses like a circus performer.
107
Fill in the blank: When people see Thomas, they might say he looks like a _____.
pumpkin.
108
What is a light-hearted roast about Thomas's height?
He could be a hobbit.
109
Multiple Choice: Which of the following is a common roast? A) He’s a genius B) He’s a heavyweight champion C) He’s got a lot of personality
B) He’s a heavyweight champion.
110
True or False: It’s okay to roast someone if they are sensitive about it.
False.
111
What type of humor is often used when roasting Thomas?
Self-deprecating or playful humor.
112
Fill in the blank: Thomas is often the _____ of the joke.
butt.
113
What might someone say about Thomas's hair in a roast?
It looks like it’s on fire.
114
Multiple Choice: How would you describe Thomas in a roast? A) Elegant B) Comedic C) Serious
B) Comedic.
115
True or False: Roasting can be harmful if taken too far.
True.
116
What is a funny nickname that could be given to Thomas?
Gingerbread Man.
117
Fill in the blank: Thomas’s weight makes him look like a _____.
teddy bear.
118
What is a common roast about Thomas's personality?
That he’s as bubbly as his appearance.
119
Multiple Choice: What’s a friendly way to roast Thomas? A) Call him a giant B) Call him a little buddy C) Call him a superstar
B) Call him a little buddy.
120
True or False: Roasting someone can lead to conflict.
True.
121
What might someone joke about regarding Thomas's diet?
That he eats all the snacks.
122
Fill in the blank: Thomas is so short that he could be mistaken for a _____.
child.
123
What is a humorous observation about Thomas's hair?
It’s so bright it could guide a ship.
124
Multiple Choice: Which roast is more about Thomas's weight? A) He’s a giant B) He’s a heavyweight C) He’s a featherweight
B) He’s a heavyweight.
125
True or False: Friends should always be careful when roasting each other.
True.
126
What might someone say to roast Thomas's fashion choices?
He dresses like a dad at a barbecue.
127
Fill in the blank: Thomas's ginger hair makes him stand out like a _____ in a crowd.
sore thumb.
128
What is a playful roast about Thomas's height?
He’s always looking up at everyone.
129
Multiple Choice: What’s an appropriate roast for a fun gathering? A) You’re a genius B) You’re a walking joke C) You’re a star
B) You’re a walking joke.
130
True or False: A good roast is meant to be hurtful.
False.
131
What is a humorous way to describe Thomas's appearance?
He’s like a walking ball of joy.
132
Fill in the blank: If Thomas were a fruit, he’d be a _____ due to his color.
peach.
133
What is a light-hearted comment about Thomas's size?
He’s fun-sized.
134
Multiple Choice: Which roast describes Thomas's hair color? A) Dark B) Blonde C) Ginger
C) Ginger.
135
True or False: Roasting is only for comedians.
False.
136
What’s a funny metaphor for Thomas's weight?
He’s built like a brick house.
137
Fill in the blank: Thomas could be a character in a _____ due to his looks.
fairy tale.
138
What is a common reaction to a roast about Thomas?
Laughter.
139
Multiple Choice: What’s a friendly roast about Thomas’s hair? A) It’s dull B) It’s vibrant C) It’s messy
B) It’s vibrant.
140
True or False: Everyone enjoys being roasted.
False.
141
What might someone say to tease Thomas about his height and weight?
He’s the perfect size for a cuddly toy.
142
Fill in the blank: Thomas's ginger hair is as bright as a _____ in the sky.
sun.
143
What is a common theme in roasts directed at Thomas?
His physical appearance.
144
Multiple Choice: What’s a light-hearted roast for Thomas? A) He’s a giant B) He’s a small fry C) He’s a superstar
B) He’s a small fry.
145
True or False: Roasting should always be done with kindness.
True.
146
What’s a humorous comment about Thomas's weight?
He’s got a great personality that fills the room.
147
Fill in the blank: When Thomas walks by, you can’t help but notice his _____ hair.
fiery.
148
What’s a fun roast about Thomas's fashion choices?
He shops in the kids' section.
149
Multiple Choice: Which roast is most light-hearted? A) You’re a giant B) You’re a joy to be around C) You’re a big deal
B) You’re a joy to be around.
150
True or False: Roasting can help build camaraderie among friends.
True.
151
What’s a playful roast about Thomas's stature?
He’s always in the front row at concerts.
152
Fill in the blank: Thomas's hair is so ginger it could be a _____ for a cartoon character.
signature.
