Why Thomas Wont Get A Girl Flashcards
What is the height of Thomas?
Thomas is very short.
What is Thomas’s body type?
Thomas is fat.
What color is Thomas’s hair?
Thomas’s hair is ginger.
True or False: Thomas is tall and skinny.
False.
Fill in the blank: Thomas is very _____, _____, and has _____ hair.
short, fat, ginger.
What physical characteristic is often joked about regarding Thomas?
His height.
Multiple Choice: Which of the following describes Thomas? A) Tall B) Short C) Average
B) Short.
What is a common roast about Thomas?
His short stature and fatness.
True or False: Thomas has black hair.
False.
How might someone humorously describe Thomas’s figure?
As round or plump.
Fill in the blank: Thomas’s hair color is _____ and his body type is _____.
ginger, fat.
What is a playful way to roast someone like Thomas?
By commenting on his height and weight.
Multiple Choice: Which roast might refer to Thomas’s hair? A) He’s as tall as a skyscraper B) He’s a human fire hydrant C) He’s got a crown of ginger
C) He’s got a crown of ginger.
True or False: Joking about someone’s appearance is always considered mean-spirited.
False.
What kind of jokes are often made about Thomas?
Jokes about his height, weight, and hair color.
Fill in the blank: When roasting Thomas, one might say he has a _____ belly.
round.
What is a humorous comparison that could be made about Thomas?
He could be compared to a gnome.
Multiple Choice: What is a common theme in roasts about Thomas? A) Intelligence B) Appearance C) Skills
B) Appearance.
True or False: Roasting Thomas is a way to show affection.
True.
What might someone say to roast Thomas’s height?
They might say he needs a booster seat.
Fill in the blank: Thomas’s ginger hair makes him look like a _____.
carrot.
What is one way to describe Thomas’s stature in a roast?
As being vertically challenged.
Multiple Choice: Which roast is least likely about Thomas? A) He’s got a big heart B) He’s got a big belly C) He’s got a big head
A) He’s got a big heart.
True or False: Roasting someone is a form of bullying.
False, if done in good fun.
What might a friend say to tease Thomas about his weight?
They might say he should join a gym.
Fill in the blank: Thomas might be mistaken for a _____ due to his size and hair color.
leprechaun.
What is a creative way to roast Thomas about his hair?
Call him a walking sunset.
Multiple Choice: What feature of Thomas is often joked about? A) His intelligence B) His hair C) His shoes
B) His hair.
True or False: Roasting someone can strengthen friendships.
True.
What might a roast say about Thomas’s fashion sense?
They might joke that he dresses like a circus performer.
Fill in the blank: When people see Thomas, they might say he looks like a _____.
pumpkin.
What is a light-hearted roast about Thomas’s height?
He could be a hobbit.
Multiple Choice: Which of the following is a common roast? A) He’s a genius B) He’s a heavyweight champion C) He’s got a lot of personality
B) He’s a heavyweight champion.
True or False: It’s okay to roast someone if they are sensitive about it.
False.
What type of humor is often used when roasting Thomas?
Self-deprecating or playful humor.
Fill in the blank: Thomas is often the _____ of the joke.
butt.
What might someone say about Thomas’s hair in a roast?
It looks like it’s on fire.
Multiple Choice: How would you describe Thomas in a roast? A) Elegant B) Comedic C) Serious
B) Comedic.
True or False: Roasting can be harmful if taken too far.
True.
What is a funny nickname that could be given to Thomas?
Gingerbread Man.
Fill in the blank: Thomas’s weight makes him look like a _____.
teddy bear.
What is a common roast about Thomas’s personality?
That he’s as bubbly as his appearance.
Multiple Choice: What’s a friendly way to roast Thomas? A) Call him a giant B) Call him a little buddy C) Call him a superstar
B) Call him a little buddy.
True or False: Roasting someone can lead to conflict.
True.
What might someone joke about regarding Thomas’s diet?
That he eats all the snacks.
Fill in the blank: Thomas is so short that he could be mistaken for a _____.
child.
What is a humorous observation about Thomas’s hair?
It’s so bright it could guide a ship.
Multiple Choice: Which roast is more about Thomas’s weight? A) He’s a giant B) He’s a heavyweight C) He’s a featherweight
B) He’s a heavyweight.
True or False: Friends should always be careful when roasting each other.
True.
What might someone say to roast Thomas’s fashion choices?
He dresses like a dad at a barbecue.
Fill in the blank: Thomas’s ginger hair makes him stand out like a _____ in a crowd.
sore thumb.
What is a playful roast about Thomas’s height?
He’s always looking up at everyone.
Multiple Choice: What’s an appropriate roast for a fun gathering? A) You’re a genius B) You’re a walking joke C) You’re a star
B) You’re a walking joke.
True or False: A good roast is meant to be hurtful.
False.
What is a humorous way to describe Thomas’s appearance?
He’s like a walking ball of joy.
Fill in the blank: If Thomas were a fruit, he’d be a _____ due to his color.
peach.
What is a light-hearted comment about Thomas’s size?
He’s fun-sized.
Multiple Choice: Which roast describes Thomas’s hair color? A) Dark B) Blonde C) Ginger
C) Ginger.
True or False: Roasting is only for comedians.
False.
What’s a funny metaphor for Thomas’s weight?
He’s built like a brick house.
