Roast Thomas Flashcards
What is Thomas’s most notable life achievement?
His ability to consistently underachieve.
True or False: Thomas has a successful career.
False.
Fill in the blank: Thomas’s hobbies include _____ and failing.
complaining
What does Thomas often blame for his failures?
External circumstances.
Multiple choice: What is Thomas’s favorite pastime?
Whining about his problems.
Why does Thomas struggle to maintain friendships?
Because he makes everything about himself.
Short answer: Describe Thomas’s work ethic.
Minimal effort with maximum excuses.
True or False: Thomas is known for his punctuality.
False.
What is the common reaction of people who meet Thomas?
They quickly want to leave.
Fill in the blank: Thomas’s cooking skills are _____ at best.
disastrous
What is Thomas’s approach to problem-solving?
Avoidance and procrastination.
Multiple choice: Which of these best describes Thomas’s social life?
Non-existent.
What does Thomas often say to justify his failures?
It’s not my fault.
Short answer: What is Thomas’s attitude towards self-improvement?
Completely indifferent.
True or False: Thomas has ever taken responsibility for his actions.
False.
Fill in the blank: If laziness were an Olympic sport, Thomas would win _____ medals.
gold
What is the one thing Thomas is consistently good at?
Making excuses.
Multiple choice: How does Thomas react to constructive criticism?
He gets defensive.
What is Thomas’s idea of a productive day?
Binge-watching TV shows.
Fill in the blank: Thomas’s idea of a healthy lifestyle is _____ and junk food.
couch-sitting
True or False: Thomas has ever accomplished a long-term goal.
False.
What is Thomas’s biggest fear?
Success.
Short answer: How do people generally feel after spending time with Thomas?
Exhausted.
Multiple choice: What does Thomas prioritize in life?
Comfort over challenge.
Fill in the blank: Thomas’s life motto is ‘_____ is better than doing anything.’
Procrastination
What is the most common complaint people have about Thomas?
He never listens.
