Vingnette 1 Flashcards
(42 cards)
SE: I’m just gonna need your John Hancock on this.
Oh come on. I told you I would buy all of your drinks-
SE: from now until nationals
From now until nationals. And my word is good. We do not need a contract.
SE: i’mma need you to sign this.
Fine. whatever.
SE: I’ll email you a copy
I’m good thanks. Do you do this for new people a lot?
SE: sure. Anyone who asks.
That must take a lot of time.
SE: but there’s nothing else I’d rather be talking about, so.
And here I thought I was special.
SE: well I’ve never coached a girl before
That’s not reassuring
SE: you signed a contract lady. Let’s begin.
Teach me. I have a notebook
SE: you did the reading I sent you, yes?
Yes
SE: pop quiz! First round is-
A sixty second cut of a song I choose
SE: second round is-?
Sixty seconds of a single chosen by the judges
SE: points are given-?
On a scale of 4.0 to 6.0
SE: exactly like-?
Figure skating
SE: optimum number of beers before a performance is-?
Two?
SE: Zac Monro. three beers
Got it. Making a note
SE: now tell me: what are the six pillars of air guitar?
Artistic Merit, originality, feeling, technical ability, charisma, and airness
SE: internalize them. Metabolize them.
I don’t know what any of that means
SE: as you saw in Staten Island where he slayed.
Yeah. His whole unification theme was great
SE: you picked up on that? I’m impressed.
He was wailing to an amazing supercut of songs with overt and covert political themes. What moron wouldn’t put that together?
SE: We’ll cover airness. Eventually
One thing at a time.
SE: and make it totally his own, a brand new thing.
Looks pretty standard to me.
SE: wait for it
Oh no!
SE: it’s not over
Was he writing the Emancipation Proclamation in the middle there?
SE: and surrendered at Appomattox
Amazing
