Trial of the Wicked Witch - Penny Line Cues

Question 1

Jenny: Guess what I’ve… GOT!

Answer 1

Hey! Look what you did to my sticks!

Question 2

Jenny: Sticks, sticks, STICKS! You’re obsessed with sticks! You even built your stupid house out of sticks, and we ALL KNOW what happened to it…

Answer 2

You don’t need to rub it in…

Question 3

Benny: What courtroom? What trial?
Jenny: The court of Once Upon a Time. Today’s the trial of the Wicked Witch.

Answer 3

Yeah! They finally caught the old hag whipping up a spell near Hansel and Gretel’s new condo.

Question 4

Jenny: Okay. Sure. Should I wake you up when HE comes to testify?
Benny: He’s a witness?!?
Jenny: For the defense.

Answer 4

Oh, no! What’ll we do? (or: Oh, no! What are we going to do?)

Question 5

Benny: Lay off me, sis. Just because you’re so perfect with your big brick house doesn’t mean EVERYBODY can be perfect.

Answer 5

You always were mom’s favorite.

Question 6

Benny: Oh, Little Red! Is it true HE’S going to testify today?
Red: He’s on the defense list, but don’t worry. Jack the Giant Killer is on alert. He tries anything, and Jack will knock him over the head with a beanstalk!

Answer 6

It’s still pretty scary. We haven’t seen him since… since…
(or: It’s still pretty scary. I mean, we haven’t seen him since… since…)

Question 7

Red: Our case is going to NAIL her! She’s going up the river for ever after.
Benny: Then we can do something about-

Answer 7

HIM?

Question 8

Red: The State calls Sleeping Beauty.
Jenny: Go get Beauty.

Answer 8

(hustles off LEFT, walks back out momentarily)
She’s asleep.
(or: fine, fine, i’ll do your dirty work. (then hustles off, etc)

Question 9

Jenny: Wake her up, Penny!
(start walking back LEFT)
Godmother: And you, Wicked Witch, are to keep your big yap SHUT!

Answer 9

(adlibing)

Right this way, miss.

Question 10

Red: The State calls Hansel and Gretel.
Jenny: Coming right up!

Answer 10

Show off.

Question 11

Hansel: She started it! …Here’s a chair I can use. (kicks Benny out of chair)
Benny: Hey!

Answer 11

That’s Benny’s chair!

Question 12

Hansel: C’mon, Gretel. Let’s go find some cool kids to hang out with.
Gretel: Yeah. This place is for stuffy old fogies.

Answer 12

(slight pause as they walk off)

Can I get Benny’s chair now?

Question 13

Red: The State calls Rapunzel.
Jenny: Benny, its your turn. Benny, wake up!
(Penny kicks Benny awake)
Benny: Hey, what’d you do that for?

Answer 13

(pointing at Jenny) She told me to!

Question 14

Godmother: Alright, everyone! On the count of three. One… two… three!

Answer 14

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair.

Question 15

Chorus: She loves to sing… she loves to croon.

Answer 15

(leaning over to Stepmother)

But she sounds to me more like a seasick baboon!

Question 16

Godmother: Prince Charming? He’s here?
(Jenny and Penny get up)
Jenny: I’ll go get him!

Answer 16

It’s MY turn!

Question 17

Jenny: Either you let me get him, or you’ll be the bacon on Farmer Brown’s breakfast plate tomorrow!

Answer 17

(gasp) You wouldn’t DARE!

Question 18

Prince: …and guess what?
Red: What?
Prince: She woke up!

Answer 18

Awwwwww!

Question 19

Jenny: With ears as big as yours, you’d think you’d get something right.
Stepmother: Nothing less than character assassination on this end.
(Penny enters LEFT?)
Red: Any luck, Penny?

Answer 19

Hey, what can I say… We’ve brought home the bacon!

Question 20

Stepmother: And I FULLY intend to sue this court for malicious manhandling of the defense client! And you can quote me. (to Witch) How badly did they hurt you?

Answer 20

She doesn’t have a scratch on her!

Question 21

Stepmother: Very well. The defense calls the Gingerbread Man.
Jenny: Go get the Gingerbread Man, Benny.
Benny: Me? How come?

Answer 21

It’s YOUR turn, hambone.

Question 22

Benny: Your honor, did you see what she did?
Godmother: Sorry, I never noticed.
Benny: Little Red! You saw it all - You’re the prosecutor, arrest my sister!
Red: Benny, it was clearly a case of justifiable assault.

Answer 22

Gee, Benny, you don’t have a friend in the world.

Question 23

Witch: I’ll be your friend, little piggy!
(Benny screams and hides)
Witch: Nothing beats a thick, juicy pork chop.

Answer 23

Your Honor!

Question 24

Godmother: Stepmother, do you have any more witnesses?
Stepmother: Yes, your honor. Call my daughters Isabella and Desdemona.

Answer 24

(To Be Changed)

Oh, my turn! My turn! Two hot chicks, coming right up!

Question 25

Godmother: Put the bailiff down, girls.
Izzy: Do we HAVE TO?
Dezzy: We’re gonna play Pig in a Poke with her!
Godmother: Down!

Answer 25

Boy, if we didn’t need the bacon, I’d quit this lousy job.

Question 26

Stepmother: Very well, Your Honor. The defense now calls the Big Bad Wolf.
Jenny: Your Honor… somebody else is going to have to get him.

Answer 26

He’s never forgiven us!

Question 27

Jack: For a bunch of pigs, you sure are a flock of chickens.
Red: I’m glad SOMEBODY here has a drop of courage.
Jenny: Oh, you don’t know the big bad wolf!

Answer 27

He’s her best creation!

Question 28

Red: What’d you do to Jack???
Big Bad Wolf: It wasn’t me. There was a giant out there, and I think there was a burr under his saddle, if you know what I mean.
Jenny: I don’t believe you!
Big Bad Wolf: Look who we have here. The Three Little Pigs.

Answer 28

You stay away from us!

Question 29

Big Bad Wolf: Time to make like a good and… VAMOOSE!
Godmother: After him! Get him!
Jenny: No WAY, Fairly Godmother!

Answer 29

He likes pork chops too much!

Question 30

(Song #13, THE SPELL, concludes. The lights all shut off. In the darkness, we hear:)
Jenny: HELP!

Answer 30

Who turned out the lights?!?!