Cinderella - Queen Constantina Cues Flashcards
Act 1, Scene 3 begins. King starts to dorn his trousers, and a sharp orchestra chord is heard:
“A fine father you are! You never worry about him.”
(“You never worry about him.”)
(A sharp orchestra chord)
King: “What’s wrong with him?”
(A sharp orchestra chord)
“He isn’t happy.”
(“He isn’t happy.”)
King: “Of course he is.”
“If he’s happy, why doesn’t he get married?”
(“If he’s happy, why doesn’t he get married?”)
King: “If he’s happy, why should he get married? - Oh, it’s no use trying to get these buttoned. They’ll just have to do as-is.”
“Don’t be ridiculous. You look like five pounds of flour in a two-pound sack.
The royal tailor will just have to make you a new suit.”
(“The royal tailor will just have to make you a new suit.”)
King: “But this suit is in perfect shape!”
“No one is questioning the shape the suit is in, darling (dear).”
(“No one is questioning the shape the suit is in, dear.”)
Christopher enters the room
Christopher: “Mother, what is the meaning of this?”
King: “Doesn’t anybody in this house knock?”
“Darling (dear), we were just talking about you!”
(“Darling (dear), we were just talking about you!”)
King: “Your mother was talking. I was listening.”
“And where have you been, in that costume?”
(“And where have you been, in that costume?”)
Christopher: “Why wasn’t I consulted about this ball that I am supposedly giving?”
“Oh, darn - you found out. It was supposed to be a surprise birthday party. Well, surprise!”
(“…Well, suprise!”)
Christopher: “It’s three months until my birthday. And since when does a birthday party require the attendance of ‘every eligible young maiden in the kingdom’?”
“What??? Let me…
Well (oh), you know those royal printers - they never get anything right.”
(“Well (oh), you know those royal printers - they never get anything right.”)
Christopher: “Mom, I want this ball called off immediately.”
“But, darling (dear), it’s impossible (or ‘you know its impossible’) to cancel once you’ve got the ball rolling. (OH! Ball!) (howling laughter that slowly dies down)”
(“But, darling (dear), it’s impossible to cancel once you’ve got the ball rolling! (howling laughter)”)
Christopher: “Well, you can just count me out!”
King: “Your Highness!
Look, Chris - we don’t want to pressure you, but you do have certain obligations.”
“What your father is trying to say is that it’s time to choose a bride and produce an heir. After all, someday soon this kingdom will be yours.”
(“After all, someday soon this kingdom will be yours.”)
King: “Not THAT soon.”
(Oh! How-) “I long to hear the pitter-patter of feet on the marble again!”
(“I long to hear the pitter-patter of feet on the marble again!”)
Christopher: “All I’m asking is to find a bride for myself, in my own time. I guess I have this old-fashioned idea that I want to fall in love before I get married. Like you did.”
King: “That’s what we want for you too, son.”
“Of course it is, darling (dear). Well, thank goodness we have THAT all settled! Now, I have prepared a short guest list for your approval!”
(Grabs the scroll and hands it to Christopher)
(“Now, I have prepared a short guest list for your approval!”
(Grabs the scroll and hands it to Christopher))
Christopher: “You haven’t heard a word I’ve said!”
(Oh, it’s but-) “Family and close friends, darling! Terribly intimate.”
(“Family and close friends, darling! Terribly intimate.”)
(Lionel enters)
Lionel: “Your Majesties, Your Highness - if you please. I couldn’t help overhearing and I probably shouldn’t interfere…”
(Alongside the King and Christopher) “Probably.”