Theater Show Script Flashcards
TEACHER:
Class Clown, Reader, and Teacher’s Pet, can you guys wipe the
chalk off the desks?
Class Clown: Sure!
TA: Oh…well that’s nice
Class Clown: What did the pig say on a hot day? (BEAT) I’m bacon.
Teacher: Class Clown?
Class Clown: Absent
Teacher: Alright, Class Clown isn’t here and will miss our end of the day party
Class Clown: What?! No, I’m here, I’m here
(Teacher walks off stage)
Class Clown: Guys, now is our chance. Let’s do something crazy
TA:
Okay, guys, you’ve had your talking time, but it’s time to start
your vocab lesson- I- Okay.
Class Clown: Vocab is no fun. I don’t need to know how to spell words.
Crybaby: The B-word
Class Clown: HAHA IT SAYS BUTT
(Class gets split into groups)
Class Clown: Ooo, you put Bully with Drama Queen
READER:
Yikes, you guys really need to pick up a book. Haven’t you guys
ever read Nancy Drew? THIS is a clue!
Class Clown and Teachers Pet:
Ohhhhhhh
BULLY & DETECTIVE:
SHUT UP FOUR EYES
Class Clown: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT
TEACHER’S PET:
Well, Ms. Teacher asked me to help clean the desks this morning
because I’m her special helper, so I have an alibi. I’m also
student of the week, did you know that?
Class Clown: Well I wasn’t wiping chalk OFF the desk
Bully: What were you doing then? Writing the no-no word?
Class Clown: I was- Hehe. I was putting chalk back on the desks that Teacher’s Pet already cleaned up
Teacher: Of course, I’m going to be okay. And don’t worry, I’m not sick. I’m… going to become a mom soon. So, even though I see you all as my kids at this school, I have to take care of my own family
at home.
Class Clown: Wait, so that’s why you’ve gotten super fat?
Teacher: Um, well, technically, yes? Let’s… let’s use kind words
though, please. Now I have to move your clip down to orange.
Class Clown: Aw, man
Teacher: That sounds like a wonderful idea. How about it, everyone?
Class Clown: If I do it, will my clip go back to green?
