The chaos chronicles Flashcards
Then I rehardwired the mainframe and bypassed the firewall to steal the nuclear launch codes
Woowwww! I have no clue what you just said at all
Erm, you do know that I have ears right?
Oh my God, who is this guy?
Excuse me? You dare steal my hot chic and now you wanna talk about my slightly above average physical physic? HOw dare you insult my beautiful babe!
What? Like, I don’t even know you. Besides, I’m like, totally obsessed with this guy. He is, like, so smart and tells me all about dungeons and dinosaurs and, like, Call of doom eternal and, like none of my friends are that cultured.
Ughh! I’ve told you a thousand times before, Sharpay, it’s dungeons and dragons and call of duty!
Ugh, yeah. That’s, like, what I just said.
Shut your mouth you dumb-dum, stupid nerd!
Heyyy, so I’d love to listen to you guys argue all day, but I’m trying to spend time with my boyfriend right now and you’re driving up his heart rate and the more you do that, the more he shares attributes of cartoon characters and that’s, like sooo not hot.
Wow, you’re so dreamy, however I must restrain myself and- BOYFRIEND!? Who ever said I was your boyfriend!?
What? What are you saying, my love? We were star-crossed-lovers from the start. I fell in love with you because you were the one person everyone least expected a hot diva like me to date! You’re a little bit uggo, but I put up with it because it boosted my popularity! How could you say that to me? You’re sooo FAKE!
Ever since I met you,, I fell deeply in love. The way you shoved me into lockers my whole school career and the way you called me demeaning names and stole my lunch money. I could never get enough of you! I NEED you, I WANT you, I can’t LIVE without you PLEASE, just give me a chance!
Woah, so you’re, like, a homosexual? That’s, like, sooo in right now m but don’t worry, I’m sure I could fix you.
NO, they can’t know of my forbidden love for you!
Woah, this is kinda hot, not gonna lie.
Come again?
I said you being homosexual is kinda hot. I don’t understand why you find that like so offensive it’s, like, a compliment
What about me, shnookums?
Not you, you big back! I like my men as nerdy and twinkish as possible, because it makes all of the losers at the school actually think that they have a chance with me.
W-what? You don’t…love me since I’m… a big back…?
Yeah. Girl, I only want this loser.
If I can’t have you, then nobody can! Especially not this nerd!
You guys can go elope and be gay for all I care. I just wanna be part of this.
Come on man, look around you! Don’t focus on our food choice and take I this beautiful…secluded…infamous…dangerous…icon of an island we have all around us!
Yes the lighting here is just perfect for my story. Look see I tagged it as “forbidden romance”“homosexual”“Gay” “ very gay” and “I bet you wish you were me”
Now I can have my hot babe and this astoundingly average guy too, how could life be any better?
Oh my God guys my post is blowing up, it already has like 4 trillion hits here, let’s take another
Yes, dude, like you guys are totally ruining our vibes of holy triple matrimony and stuff
Yeah, this is like so not cute
Hey there, butter, I see you’re here making a scene again. I thought you learned your lesson from last time
Okay, so like what’s going on here?
Yeah, you cow didn’t you think to do even the slightest bit of research before throwing us all into your mess?
Well, my dad like knows this guy, and he like hooked us up with it for like super cheap, and like this island it is really gaining traction online and stuff like I’m kinda going viral right now
