The Brothers Grimm Lines Flashcards
If only I could live in a boot or make some deal with elves or find a talking fox
Excuse me, but I couldn’t help overhearing your tale of misery and woe. Tell you what: I will grant you your heart’s desire if you give me one small thing
I won’t even ask what the small thing is because I’m so trusting
Excellent (magical sign) I vanish
(cover girl’s eyes)
I vanish again
And just then…
I have returned
What do you want?
Your child!
You heard what I said, witch
For the last time, I’m an Enchantress
I’m not cleaning that up
Now that that horrid little man is gone, I will take Rapunzel
I’ve got more claim than some stupid little witch
Enchantress!
Whatever, witch
That’s it! Let’s go!
Quiet honey I’m watching this. Go Devil!
Expelliarmus!
That’s a witch spell
Fine I curse you!
Tell ya what, if you sign this contract here, I will let you take Rapunzel
Oh this seems legit
And I disappear in a cloud of brimstone!
Well, come along Rapunzel
Where are we going?
I’ve got this great tower for you
So I’m um just supposed to sit here in lockdown, right?
Right
When will I get out?
Who knows? Don’t leave, don’t talk to anyone, and if you get any packages I want you to wipe them down with this 80% alcohol solution
one bar one bar OH COME ON
Guess you’ll have to read books and wash your hair with these radioactive hair care products
And for no apparent reason, the Enchantress decided to use her hair as a ladder
Rapunzel! Let down your hair to me!
Why didn’t you build stairs?!
My architect was drunk!
Why don’t you use your magical powers to fly up here?!
For the last time, I’m an Enchantress, not a witch!
Stop it. Ow. Ow.
(overlapping) Would it hurt you to wash this? Hold still. There’s a bird’s nest in here. Stop moving. You’re ruining this
Nothing much, just sitting out this global pandemic in a doorless tower in the middle of nowhere. What do you want?
You got a package from FedEx today.
Where is it?
Oh I forgot. Hold on. (Descend)
I will love her forever because all the other options are terrible
Fine
Now where did I put that package
No problem. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your hair!
What am I, a laddar?
owowowowowowowoow
Who was that?
Nobody
Don’t lie to me! You just had a man over!