Stress relief Treatment Flashcards
1
Q
How does a penguin build it’s house?
A
Igloos it together
2
Q
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
A
An irrelephant
3
Q
What doe you call a fat psychic?
A
A four-chin teller
4
Q
Why did the cookie cry?
A
Because his father was a wafer so long
5
Q
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
A
Because it’s two tired
6
Q
Man: “I’ve broken my arm in several places…”
A
Doctor: “Well don’t go to those places”
7
Q
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A
Its fine, he woke up
8
Q
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
A
Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat
