Silent Movie Flashcards
stops 3rd bucket from hitting foot
Awwwwwww. Ohhhhhhhh. Ahhhhh. I… I… can you hear this???
slide with yes/mouthing yes
This… this… what is this?
looks at screen and gasps
Wait, what’s this? Who are those people?
PP2: you got it, jimmy!
No, stop! Stop! Stop!
piano players stop again
Can anyone else do this?
Emma: ow! Ow! Okay stop stop!
Ahhhhh! Please stop!!!
Mandrake:What? Wait! I sound like this??
YES!!!
Bo: holy cats! We forgot about buck!!! We’ve got to rescue him! pianos start again, Bo runs off
Oh, woe is us! Who will save us in…
Eddie: you got it boss! slide/mandrake fixing voice
Wilbur! You need to go to town and get help!
Projectionist: hold on! Hold on. slide/I talk in darkness
Ummmm…, that’s not how he phrased it.
Emma: that’s such a pretty font!
SHHHHH!!!!
Ma cornflower: Go ahead, dear
I’m sorry, but is there anyway we can not use the slides? They’re really slowing us down.
Projectionist: you have to use the words
Why?
Ruthie: can we please just have the music back??? projectionist snaps, music becomes loud, others run around
Oh dear lord! Who can ever save us in our hour of need? If only the handsome and noble buck rider was here!!!
Emma: what?
I SAID WE NEED BUCK RIDER TO PUT OUT THE FIRE! WE NEED BUCK RIDER!
Ma cornflower: who?
BUCK RIDER!!! BUCK RIDER!!! BUCK.. hey stop! STOP!!!
Buck: ahhhh!!!! (Gibberish)
Oh, buck, I’m so glad you are alive!
Buck: gibberish (1)
Buck, are you all right?
Emma: why does he sound like THAT?
Maybe, maybe he doesn’t know how to talk…
Buck: gibberish (2)
Buck, we don’t know what you’re saying
Ma cornflower: yeah you sound like an imbecile buck leaves/mandrake enters
Come back… oh, we’ve upset him
Mandrake: we, that’s not fair!!! Why does everyone hate me?
Well, you’re evil!
Mandrake: what, how?
Like when you told me that you’d squash me like a bug!
Mandrake: I never said that!
Yes, you did! You said that I should sell out to you and then marry you for the money.
Mandrake: no I didn’t! I told you that I loved your dress
But you grabbed me by the shoulders…
Emma: I left a pie on the windowsill to cool she exits
What about the maniacal laugh?
Wilbur: everything is flammable! piano starts again
Wait!
Ruthie: can we please have some music?
Maybe you can play something quiet?
PP1: a one, and a two, a one two three four plays
That’s nice
Ruthie: I liked the other kind
I’ve never heard that before. What is that?
PP1: oh, it’s something that I wrote. It’s not finished yet
What’s missing?
PP1: how about you doll? Do you sing?
Me? I… I don’t really do anything… I get rescued…
Ma cornflower: you know what? At this moment, nobody cares. How about you guys go back to the not talking thing?
Did you put the fire out?
Buck: gibberish (3)
I’m sorry… I… I… Things have changed …
Buck: yes! You want a villain, then a villain you shall have! Away with you multi-chromatic hack!
Buck, how did you learn how to speak English in just five minutes?
Buck: it doesn’t matter now, because I’m here, and I’m going to stop all this madness before it goes any further. bomb, gasp, dramatic music
Buck! What are you doing?!!
PP2: I’m sorry jimmy, it’s just instinct is all!
What will that bomb achieve???
Emma: oh woe is us! With no hero now, who will rescue us in our hour of need? i look around approach buck in seductive demeanor
Ummm… buck… look at you with that bomb! You’re so strong and handsome. How could any woman resist? We started on the wrong foot. When you kissed my hand before I felt like we were having a wonderful moment. Then all this new stuff happened, the sound, the audience, the farmhands sounding like sellouts…
Ma cornflower: rude is getting pretty short honey
Maybe we could put the bomb down and go find a quiet place to… well…?
Buck: nice try ms cornflower! But I’m not falling for something that transparent!
Oh. Of course. I’m sorry… that was foolish. By the way, your shoes are untied
Farmhand 5: hey everyone the fire he out!!!
How did you do it?
Farmhand 5: we were busy trying to shovel, when suddenly there was this huge explosion and the water tower was blown right over onto the fire putting it out. Poof!
That’s unbelievable!
Foley artist: completely implausible but here we are! mandrake comes back/ piano music
Rufus! You’re alive!!!
Mandrake: what? I’m the hero?
That’s right!
Mandrake: do I get the girl?
No
Projectionist: well this has been fun. I don’t suppose that I can convince you guys to go back to normal now?
No!
Ma cornflower: you coming honey?
I’ll be along in a little bit
PP1: we’ve got a little while until the next show. Can I show you… the lobby?
Ohh!! It sounds magical, doll. gets on his arm what’s out there?
PP1: well… really the bathrooms mostly
Good. I do have to pee a little.
