Oddball Scene 8 Flashcards
Monica: That was fun.
So great.
Monica: Anyone want to go to the mall? I don’t have to be home til 10.
Sure.
Zoe: actually…
Oh. Right.
Hailey: we’re doing this now?
Zoe: Now.
Monica: Now what?
Zoe: We have to talk to you, Monica.
In the parking lot?
Zoe: We can’t stop now, we started. It’s not fair to say “we need to talk” and then stop. If it’s in the parking lot, then it’s in the parking lot.
Why didn’t we do this in the restaurant?
Hailey: No we’re not mad at you.
Monica: What does Dennis have to do with being mad at me? Did something happen?
(All) No!
Tisha: No no
Nothing’s happened.
Tisha: Something very serious.
Zoe: Seriously serious.
But we’re not mad
Tisha: We love you.
Monica: okay…
It feels so wrong to do this in a parking lot
Monica: Am I dying?
Zoe: No!
Nothing like that
Tisha: That’s way serious.
Hailey: We’d never do something like that in a parking lot.
We shouldn’t be doing this in a parking lot.
Zoe: You have to dump your boyfriend.
Monica: What?
It’s okay, don’t freak out! Zoe, that was harsh!
Tisha: Soft start, harsh end.
We didn’t get to the end.
Tisha: We’re in the middle.
You jumped
Tisha: Uhhh Hailey?
Hailey: I forget.
We talked about it.
Zoe: just rip him out of your life like a band-aid
One swift motion.
Zoe: But but but
(All) You have to!
Zoe: Dump your boyfriend, how much clearer could we be?
Monica: I’m not dumping him.
But Monica!
Monica: Why should I?
(All) Because!
Tisha: And we go out with guys who fit us.
Monica: Oh
I think she gets it
Monica: He’s pretty sure he’s not welcome.
Hailey: What do you mean?
We’re not snobs
Zoe: And you should dump him.
Monica: Sorry
(All) But but but
This is stupid!
Monica you have to see him how we do.
Tisha: See him.
The hair
Hailey: But not cute message tees.
(All) And the lizard
Hailey: And, and, and the lizard push-ups!
Zoe: I don’t want to know about lizards who do push ups.
Don’t you see what he’s doing to you!
Hailey: You’re ruining our lives!
(All) Dump him!
Monica:… I choose him. In a heartbeat
Really?
Monica: Really.
Tisha: Oh
What kind of romantic snacks?
Monica: Heart shaped jujubes
Awwwwwwwww
Monica: So. Are we done? Can we leave the parking lot and go to the mall?
Yes.
Zoe: Brynn!!
I hate the stupid parking lot.
Hailey: I love jujubes
Monica: Zoe?
Come on zoey
