Significant Other Scene Flashcards
Memorize!
I broke up with george
No
Do you think I’m dead inside?
I think it’s good you broke up with George. You’ve made room from someone new.
Kiki wants to set me up at that wedding with one of Conrad’s friends. Death cannot come soon enough. And the fucking bridesmaids dresses cost a fortune so…
But you dont have to pay for that?
Oh yes i do
that sucks
But Kiki was like, don’t worry ladies, I know it’s a lot but it’s worth it’ cause you can definitely wear it again.
Can you?
You’ll decide when you see it. What’s she having you read?
I think something from Dr.Seuess
Of course she is.
If gonna be fun
Have you ever been to a wedding?
I mean not since i was eight
Why am i so obessed with this painting?
I guess Rouseau just speaks to you. The jungle, the naked lady on the couch-
The whole thing. Yeah.
Who are you?
Uhm…I think today I’m maybe, maybe I’m that bird, near the top, sitting on the orange tree.
Go on.
Birds have wings so they can fly. But that bird’s just sitting there. It’s not flying. But it can.
Vanessa! That was so hopeful! I am proud of you!
Fuck you who are you?
I think I’m the black women in the middle playing a flute.
Thats not a flute
I’m like playing this song and the naked person on the couch doesn’t even care but everyone looks at the naked person anyway so I might as well not even be in the painting at all.
Do you want to maybe unpack that feeling a little bit?
It was the office pool party last week.
What happened?
I don’t know, and just like, even just the fact that have to say my office pool party makes me want to kill myself. We go to the CFO’s country club , we all have to schlep out to Westchester but, you know free booze, and the pool, a bunch of the guys go off and play golf. Very Gatsby-esque-ish. It’s actually kinda nice, actually.
ok.
I never swim. Obviously. I would never take my shirt off in front of people I work with.
You have this image of yourself as being, like, Shamu the baby orca whale. You’re actually totally adorable, you have to-
I hate my body, let’s not go into it, just let me tell my story.
