Scene 5

Question 1

(Mr W enters, sulking)

Answer 1

Stupid, nasty, question asking Russians!

Question 2

Mrs W: oh don’t tell me we’re not rich..

Answer 2

They took one look at the mileage on the first car and said that these cars were knackered. I told them the mileage was so high ‘cause of a manufacturing mistake.

Question 3

M: So you lied?

Answer 3

Of course I lied.

Question 4

And they didn’t believe you?

Answer 4

Of course they didn’t believe me. I’ve got green hair.

Question 5

Michael: I’ve got hair.

Answer 5

And what’s this? Another flaming book? What’s wrong with the telly?

Question 6

M: No, no, it’s a lovely book, honest you should read it, I’m sure you’d-

Answer 6

Here’s what I think of your lovely!

(Rips apart book)

Question 7

Mrs W: You showed the little brat. Oh! I’m late for my dance lesson with Rudolpho!

Answer 7

(To Matilda)
Now get out of here you little…stink worm.

Question 8

M: Do we have any superglue?

Answer 8

In the cupboard.
(thinks of hilarious joke)
And while you’re at it- Why don’t you stick your stupid book to your stupid head!

Question 9

(End of song, Matilda gives him the hat)

Answer 9

I’ve got my eye on you, boy.