Scene 13 Flashcards
(End of when I grow up)
And that’s not right
Everyone, gather round; I want my family to share in my triumph.
Not you, boy.
M: I’m a girl!
One hundred and fifty five old bangers on my hands. How could I possible make the mileage go back? I couldn’t very well drive each one backwards could I?
Michael: Backwards.
When suddenly, I had the most genius idea in the world!
I grabbed a drill and, using my incredible mind, I attached the drill to the speedometer of the first car, turned it on and whacked it into reverse.
Back-wards
Exactly! Within a few minutes I had reduced the mileage to practically nothing!
Backwards!
Ten minutes later the Russians show up.
Expensive suits, dark glasses-
(3 lines I cba to type out, then)
Mrs W: And? Did it work?
(Next line isnt a line it’s an action but wtv)
- opens a suitcase full of cash*
Mrs W: What have we done to deserve a child like you?
You know what I’m going to do tomorrow? I’m gonna go down that school and tell your teacher you’re never to be let in again!
M: What? No-
And if she does…I’ll have her fired! And you will never read another stinking book as long as ou live young man!