Scene 5

Question 1

Oh no! We’re going to spill our tea!

Answer 1

Okay, so I left the robot down in-
AHHHHHHH.

Question 2

AHHHHHHH.

Answer 2

ALIENS!

Question 3

HUMAN!

Answer 3

What the hell are you doing here, creatures?!

Question 4

What are you doing here?

Answer 4

This is my ship!

Question 5

You are the Captain?

Answer 5

No I’m the… yes. Yes, I am the Captain…

Question 6

That was the boat movie, not space.

Answer 6

Wow, you really know your sci-fi trivia.

Question 7

So you are?

Answer 7

Oh me, I’m… eh Plan… Captain F. Plan.

Question 8

Captain on the bridge! Captain on the bridge!

Answer 8

Eh, we call it a flight deck… and I demand to know who you are!

Question 9

Like it’s gonna know the difference.

Answer 9

Hetzagoria is not a planet I’ve heard of.

Question 10

How many planets outwith your solar system have you heard of?

Answer 10

Touché. State your purpose here aboard this… I mean my ship.

Question 11

We were just hoping to bum-a-lift to the next solar system.

Answer 11

I’m sorry, is there someone behind me or are you talking to me?

Question 12

I’m talking to you.

Answer 12

Just those extra eyes, I don’t know where they’re meant to be looking.

Question 13

Totally.

Answer 13

It’s just going to take some getting used to. Sorry, continue.

Question 14

We just left our home planet-

Answer 14

Hetzagoria?

Question 15

Right. All we need is to be dropped off somewhere near the Andromeda galaxy-

Answer 15

WE KNEW THAT’S WHERE THE ALIENS WERE!

Question 16

Yes, yes. We’ve seen the moving picture shows; you totally figured us out.

Answer 16

I’d be happy to help… only problem is the ship’s not working.

Question 17

Yeah, we noticed.

Answer 17

I left the robot downstairs trying to help fix it; I wanted to be up here with the rest of the crew.

Question 18

They didn’t, like, go with you?

Answer 18

No, they always leave me out of stuff.

Question 19

That doesn’t make sense; you’re the Captain.

Answer 19

I know, right? It just goes to show they really don’t appreciate me.

Question 20

And how does that make you feel?

Answer 20

I feel like I work really hard on this mission, you know, and it’s for what?!

Question 21

Woah, that didn’t happen the last time I made one!

Answer 21

No, it’s not the kettle. Our oxygen levels onboard the ship are dropping. I better head back to check on Robot and Jo.

Question 22

Can we come?

Answer 22

Eh, yeah. Sure. Just cool it with the eye thing; try to make sure you’re looking at the person you’re talking to.

Question 23

I know you are dude, it’s ok.

Answer 23

NOT THAT DOOR.