Scene 5 Flashcards
Oh no! We’re going to spill our tea!
Okay, so I left the robot down in-
AHHHHHHH.
AHHHHHHH.
ALIENS!
HUMAN!
What the hell are you doing here, creatures?!
What are you doing here?
This is my ship!
You are the Captain?
No I’m the… yes. Yes, I am the Captain…
That was the boat movie, not space.
Wow, you really know your sci-fi trivia.
So you are?
Oh me, I’m… eh Plan… Captain F. Plan.
Captain on the bridge! Captain on the bridge!
Eh, we call it a flight deck… and I demand to know who you are!
Like it’s gonna know the difference.
Hetzagoria is not a planet I’ve heard of.
How many planets outwith your solar system have you heard of?
Touché. State your purpose here aboard this… I mean my ship.
We were just hoping to bum-a-lift to the next solar system.
I’m sorry, is there someone behind me or are you talking to me?
I’m talking to you.
Just those extra eyes, I don’t know where they’re meant to be looking.
Totally.
It’s just going to take some getting used to. Sorry, continue.
We just left our home planet-
Hetzagoria?
Right. All we need is to be dropped off somewhere near the Andromeda galaxy-
WE KNEW THAT’S WHERE THE ALIENS WERE!
Yes, yes. We’ve seen the moving picture shows; you totally figured us out.
I’d be happy to help… only problem is the ship’s not working.
Yeah, we noticed.
I left the robot downstairs trying to help fix it; I wanted to be up here with the rest of the crew.
They didn’t, like, go with you?
No, they always leave me out of stuff.
That doesn’t make sense; you’re the Captain.
I know, right? It just goes to show they really don’t appreciate me.
And how does that make you feel?
I feel like I work really hard on this mission, you know, and it’s for what?!
Woah, that didn’t happen the last time I made one!
No, it’s not the kettle. Our oxygen levels onboard the ship are dropping. I better head back to check on Robot and Jo.
Can we come?
Eh, yeah. Sure. Just cool it with the eye thing; try to make sure you’re looking at the person you’re talking to.
I know you are dude, it’s ok.
NOT THAT DOOR.
