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Question 1

Now, the pledge of allegiance.

Answer 1

We pledge allegiance, to Sir Richard Branson, who boldly chose to go, where no billionaire whose consciousness was placed in the body of a robot border collie had chosen to go before. In his name, we serve to protect the existing human race, minus the old people who got us into this situation in the first place. In the name of Star Fleet Abandoner, we salute you.

Question 2

Good stuff. Flight Plan?

Answer 2

Well… em… yesterday I thought I’d figured out where we were.

Question 3

Really?

Answer 3

But I lost it again.

Question 4

Oh my Branson, what should we do?!

Answer 4

Don’t know.

Question 5

No way, the control room!

Answer 5

Why do I have to take the robot?!

Question 6

We’re the face of this mission and people are going to need our reassurance and expertise right now.

Answer 6

I’m part of the crew!

Question 7

EVERYONE looks around at each other for a beat.

Answer 7

I AM!

Question 8

You’re just going on a special mission.

Answer 8

Special mission my ass.

Question 9

So hostile.

Answer 9

But I can help!

Question 10

NOT IT.

Answer 10

URGH!

Question 11

NOT THAT DOOR.

Answer 11

I KNEW THAT.