Red Flags - Player & Trashman

Question 1

Well…

Answer 1

Hey ~ the names Chad. Chad Chaddington. It seems you’re a single lady in need of a real alpha male in her life. Trust me, Im wayyy more sigma than any of those weebs. I would lowkey die for you.

Question 2

No…just…No. He sounds like trash

Answer 2

Im the manliest man youll ever find.

Question 3

…I think he could really support me and my family financially (I enter)

Answer 3

I am zeeeeeeeeeeeeee GREAT grandsson of KIng louis ze 14th of france. I am a member of ze royal amily.

Question 4

……….Very one man’s trash is another man’s treasure core

Answer 4

I like ze uh camping, nothing more relaxing than sleeping in ze uhm woods, and varying amount ve dift to clear your mind.

Question 5

Well, I asked him where he gets his materials and he said…

Answer 5

Um… ze neighbors usually have some good stuff…

Question 6

Why???

Answer 6

It’s very calming. I often find pleasure in ze local dump as well, many manors dispose of lovely jewels I can bring you.

Question 7

Yeah, he’s perfect in every other way, so I can look past it.

Answer 7

Yeah I shower every now and then, but it’s so expensive I cant bring myself to spend money on things that are bad for ze environment.

Question 8

…I asked him to get me a glass of water and he said.

Answer 8

You have arms and legs. You can get it yourself. While you’re at it, you can go make me a sandwich since you’re like a woman.

Question 9

Wait, you said he likes animals.

Answer 9

zhis is my faithful companion Leopald Barnaby ze 9th

Question 10

I dont know: he just loves animals

Answer 10

This fellow here just jumped on me and I wuz unable to to remove him from me body like ze stench, so now I must live with him as he encapsulates my spirit and soul.