Question & Answer Flashcards
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone.
Who keeps the ocean clean?
The Mermaid.
What language does a billboard speak?
Sign language.
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Because they like to dribble.
Why was the elf crying?
He stubbed his mistletoe-toe.
What do you call the story of the three little pigs?
A pigtail.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
It has great food but no atmosphere.
What did the mommy rope say to the baby rope?
“Don’t be knotty!”
What do elves learn in kindergarten?
The elf-abet
Why did the robber wash his clothes before he ran away with the loot?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What’s that City in Nevada where all the dentists visit?
Floss Vegas
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Nevermind, it’s tearable.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t take a bath?
Stinkerbell.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well I’m not going to spread it!
What time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth hurt-y.
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer.
The bartender says, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve strings here.” The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender squints at him and says, “Hey, aren’t you a string?” The string says, “Nope, I’m a frayed knot.”
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there?
European.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
What did the mountain climber name his son?
Cliff.
What is a llama’s favorite drink?
Llamanade.
Why did the bicycle slow down?
Because it was too tired.
What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?
They say: “Y”
You say: “Because I want to know!”
Why are rich people bad at running bakeries?
They don’t knead the dough.
What do you get when you play basketball in Hawaii?
Hula-hoops!
Why did Johnny jump up and down before he drank his juice?
The carton said to “shake well before drinking.”
What do you call two witches that live together?
Broomates
Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
So it doesn’t Hang Solow.
What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?
My the floss be with you
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side
What do you call an invisible droid?
C-through-PO
Is BB hungry?
No, BB-8 (ate)
How many stormtroopers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they are all on the dark side.
Why did the old man fall down the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
