Question & Answer

Question 1

How does a skeleton call his friends?

Answer 1

On the tele-bone.

Question 2

Who keeps the ocean clean?

Answer 2

The Mermaid.

Question 3

What language does a billboard speak?

Answer 3

Sign language.

Question 4

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Answer 4

Because they like to dribble.

Question 5

Why was the elf crying?

Answer 5

He stubbed his mistletoe-toe.

Question 6

What do you call the story of the three little pigs?

Answer 6

A pigtail.

Question 7

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Answer 7

It has great food but no atmosphere.

Question 8

What did the mommy rope say to the baby rope?

Answer 8

“Don’t be knotty!”

Question 9

What do elves learn in kindergarten?

Answer 9

The elf-abet

Question 10

Why did the robber wash his clothes before he ran away with the loot?

Answer 10

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Question 11

What do you call a fake noodle?

Answer 11

An impasta.

Question 12

What’s that City in Nevada where all the dentists visit?

Answer 12

Floss Vegas

Question 13

Want to hear a joke about paper?

Answer 13

Nevermind, it’s tearable.

Question 14

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

Answer 14

He couldn’t see himself doing it.

Question 15

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Answer 15

Nacho cheese.

Question 16

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

Answer 16

He let out a little wine.

Question 17

What do you call a fairy that doesn’t take a bath?

Answer 17

Stinkerbell.

Question 18

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Answer 18

Well I’m not going to spread it!

Question 19

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Answer 19

Tooth hurt-y.

Question 20

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer.

Answer 20

The bartender says, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve strings here.” The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender squints at him and says, “Hey, aren’t you a string?” The string says, “Nope, I’m a frayed knot.”

Question 21

You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there?

Answer 21

European.

Question 22

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Answer 22

Frostbite.

Question 23

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Answer 23

Cell phones.

Question 24

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Answer 24

Cliff.

Question 25

What is a llama’s favorite drink?

Answer 25

Llamanade.

Question 26

Why did the bicycle slow down?

Answer 26

Because it was too tired.

Question 27

What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?

Answer 27

They say: “Y”

You say: “Because I want to know!”

Question 28

Why are rich people bad at running bakeries?

Answer 28

They don’t knead the dough.

Question 29

What do you get when you play basketball in Hawaii?

Answer 29

Hula-hoops!

Question 30

Why did Johnny jump up and down before he drank his juice?

Answer 30

The carton said to “shake well before drinking.”

Question 31

What do you call two witches that live together?

Answer 31

Broomates

Question 32

Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?

Answer 32

So it doesn’t Hang Solow.

Question 33

What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?

Answer 33

My the floss be with you

Question 34

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Answer 34

On the dark side

Question 35

What do you call an invisible droid?

Answer 35

C-through-PO

Question 36

Is BB hungry?

Answer 36

No, BB-8 (ate)