Animals Flashcards
What do you call a bear standing in the rain?
A Drizzly Bear
Why did the elephants take up the least amount of room on Noah’s ark?
Because they kept everything in their trunks!
Why are horses always so negative?
They say “neigh” to everything.
What do you call a pig that is no fun to be around?
A boar.
What did the horse say when he tripped?
Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up.
If people like sandwiches, what do lions like?
Man-wiches.
Why did the cat get in trouble at school?
He was a cheat-ah (cheetah)
Why are frogs so happy?
They just eat whatever bugs them!
What do you get when sheep do karate?
Lamb chops.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
A two-knee fish!
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re so good at it.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
Did you hear the one about the termite?
A termite walks into a bar and asks,
Is the bar tender here?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
Bison.
Why did the crab never share?
Because he’s shellfish.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse.
What do you call a pug who has been out in the sun all day?
A hot dog
Did you know that dogs can’t operate MRI machines?
But Cats can! (catscan)
