Quemaduras para la Escuela Flashcards

1
Q

“Quinn, you have no talent!”

A

I would like to leave you with one thought, but I’m not sure if you have anywhere to store it in…

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“Quinn, you are literally so/such dumb/stupid/an idiot!”

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Isn’t this a battle of wits? You seem to be unarmed.

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3
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“No body wants you around, bro.”

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Some people bring joy wherever they go, but you seem to bring joy when you go.

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4
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“I’m smarter than you.”

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If I had a dollar for every brain you don’t have, I’d have a dollar.

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5
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Someone is saying something annoying

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I’m jealous of all the people you haven’t met yet…

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6
Q

“Oh, Quinn, it’s sooo funny!”

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I hear there’s a new app called “Sense of Humor”, please download it.

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“I’m better/smarter/cooler/etc. than you!”

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If you’re going to wait for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat because we’re obviously gonna be here a while.

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Someone is acting like a know-it-all

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Unless your name is Google, stop talking like you know everything!

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9
Q

“You’re pretty…pretty UGLY!”

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I’m sorry, was that supposed to offend me because the only thing that is offending me right now is your face.

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10
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“Ooh! Watch out, guys! Quinn’s so scary!”

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You couldn’t handle me if I came with instructions.

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Says something offensive twice so you know they’re being mean to you

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There’s no need to repeat yourself; I ignored you the first time.

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Annoying person not talking to you

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You’re giving me the silent treatment? Finally!

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13
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“You don’t want me to tell you what I’m thinking about right now.”

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Oh, please. If you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless.

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14
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“You have no rizz.”

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I’m sorry…I think you’ve mistaken me with someone who cares.

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15
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“You won’t get a good job in the future.”

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Someday, you’ll go far… and I hop you stay there.

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16
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“Oh, I can’t believe the score I got on this test!”

A

Feed your own ego. I’m busy.

17
Q

“You’re so dumb, I could eat alphabet soup and poo out a better argument.”

A

I’ve been called worse by better.

18
Q

“I’m so good-looking.”

A

Your face makes onions cry.

19
Q

“Stop poisoning our school with your bad comebacks.”

A

Earth is full. Go home

20
Q

“Everything is a waste of time!”

A

If you were an inanimate object, you’d be a participation trophy.

21
Q

Person keeps going on about something you don’t care about

A

Where’s your off button?

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