Protocol & Etiquette Flashcards
What time is it?
” Due to the fallacious nature of my chronometer, and the inability of my cerebrum to function in the manner of an August Chief Petty Officer, I am unable to ascertain the correct time to a punctilious degree. However, it is my firm belief that the approximate military time is __________ hours”. ( If the MCPON asks “ What time is it?” , Look at your watch and tell him the actual time).
How long have you been in the Navy?
All me blooming life! Me mother was a mermaid, me father is king Neptune. I was born on the crest of a wave and rocked in the cradle of the deep. Seaweed and barnacles are me clothes. Every tooth in me head is a marlinspike;the hair on me head is hemp. Every bone in me body is a spar and when I spits, I spits tar. I is I am I aaaarrreeeeeeee!
Does a CPO Selectee make mistakes?
Yes (address whichever Chief asks) a chief selectee makes mistakes quite frequently and requires constant supervision and mentoring from all genuine chief petty officers both active and retired.
Does a CPO selectee like to perform menial tasks?
Yes (address whichever Chief) a Chief selectee loves to perform any task that he or she would ask of his or her junior sailor or any task that any genuine Chief Petty Officer has performed in the line of duty in his or her past.
What is today (What day is it)?
The best day of my life (address whoever asks you)
How are you?
I’ve got a smile on my face and a song in my heart (address whoever asks you)
