Pjus Flashcards
Learning my lines
1
Q
Father: “I’m serious, I will turn this car around!”
A
“Hooray!”
2
Q
Son: “Wow… Thirty-six Hours!”
A
“Yeah, you just didn’t want to leave. But hey, you’ve always been a momma’s boy!”
3
Q
Son: “ I am not!”
A
“You slept in her bed until you were 19.”
4
Q
Son: “There was a troll in my closet. You all saw it! You swore to me that you saw the troll.”
A
“I didn’t see it.”
5
Q
Father: “I spy… with my little eye…”
A
“NO!”
6
Q
Son: “was it grass?”
Father: “yes.”
A
“Hey, what’s that up ahead!?!”
7
Q
Father: “…but I sure as heck won’t hold you nice people hostage.”
A
“Help us!!”
8
Q
Mother: “that’s why we have child locks~!”
A
“Ugh.”
