Pjud 10

Question 1

(After ‘Are We There Yet?’ Ends)

Answer 1

“How much farther?”

Question 2

Mother: we’re not even out of the country.

Answer 2

I have to pee sooooooo bad.

Question 3

I told you not to drink all of that orange juice

Answer 3

But I was thirsty!!!

Question 4

(A couple seconds after daughter says ‘but I was thirsty!’

Answer 4

“Are we there now?”

Question 5

Son: yes, in the past five seconds we entered a worm hole and we have magically arrived at our destination.

Answer 5

What’s a worm hole? Sounds like somewhere you’d live.

Question 6

Son: how about you try putting down those fashion magazines and picking up a book sometime, moron. Ever heard of Stephen Hawking?

Answer 6

I don’t like horror books.

Question 7

Father: that’s Stephen king

Answer 7

Oh. Well I’m not even into skate boarding!

Question 8

Son: “You’ve seriously never heard of Stephen hawking?”

Answer 8

You’ve seriously never heard of shut up or I’ll tell mom what REALLY happened to her baby’s first Christmas ornament!

Question 9

(Kid mooning from the other car)

Answer 9

Uuuuugggghhhhhh