Phase one Flashcards
Breaking her state
What does your attitude have to be?
I’m going to make her smile no matter how hard she’s frowning.
What are some banter lines to approach a woman with?
You and I aren’t going to get along.
You guys aren’t tourists are you?
Don’t say anything, you’re cute and you’ll mess it all up
You’re cool, you can help me pick up chicks.
You usually hang out at the library don’t you
Oh so you’re one of those
You don’t have to be nervous, its cute.
I hate you
OK note to self don’t date her.
what do banter lines do?
sets the tone
establishes you as a flirt
gets her attention
How can you pull in a woman or group of woman using a situational line?
(while laughing) Hey guys, get this. My friend just said ___(insert funny situation or comment)
eg my friend just said women find handlebar moustaches sexy
My friend said that it’d be a good idea to wear sweatpants to a job interview.
Becoming shameless attracts woman with honesty. What are two lines that demonstrate your desire without coming across as needy?
“Insert random pickup line here. I thought tyou were cute and wanted to come over and flirt with you, shamelessly”
Hey, as much as i’d like to revert to the 3rd grade playbook of ignoring girls, i had to come over and meet you.
What does misinterpretting her the right way do?
MIsinterpret her or accuse her of something, even in a joking way, she will feel a need to respond.
Whats the formula for misinterpretting?
Girls who + things she’s doing/wearing/etc + are total + playful accusation
what is the surefire way to create a flirty vibe?
Get her talking about anything.
Bait her by making an assumption.
Make an absurd guess (make it clear that you are kidding)
what is an example of unpredictability?
You have an accent! Wheres is from? lemme guess - guam.
_________ is evil.
So whats new in Guam?
What are the tips to related to unpredictability
Set her up to think you’re going to guess something else (eg accent); twist expectations by guessing something off the wall.
Saying anything is evil usually gets a laugh.
What are the exmples of radical truth
im going to flirt with you shamelessly for the next 32 seconds.
im taking you on a speed date.
You can’t really blame me
What are the tips related to radical truth
hitting on woman creates tenion which often leads to humor.
don’t hide sexual intent, highlight it.
girls often find the idea of a speed date funny if said in a bar.
What are the templates for misinterpretations?
If by __ you mean ___, then yes.
You are such a (badass/flirt/diva/nerd/dork)
I’ll bet you are
Tips for misintrepretations
The easiest way to inject humor into weird situations, is to reverse it with the If by template
You can misinterpret her behavior however you want, and the less logical you are, the funny it usually is.
What are the examples for Pop culture?
Wait im calling a zack morris timeout
I kissed a girl and i liked it
bling bling
what are the tips for pop culture.
Making a funny pop culture reference can instantly get her laughing as well as create rapport
be on the lookout for funny lines and sayings from tv and movies.
be on the lookout for female-friendly references. Popular romantic comedies are great for this.
What are the examples for incongruence
Its guys night out
you’re going to be my new bodyguard
Stop staring at my mancleavage.
What are the tips for incroguence
Playing on gender humor is great because it shows that you get the difference between men and woman so much that you can make it into a joke.
To do this on-the-fly is easy, just reverse a stereotype.
What are the examples for specific events.
A girl drinking an appletini would say something like that.
wear that dress you know i love.
what are you doing at exactly 8:03 tonight?
What are the tips for specific events
Fr whatever reason specifics are funny. get in the habit of noticing details and commenting on them.
Specifics are great to combine with other humor aspects(eg radical truth:ets go on a speed date, have 2.5 children, find our dream house, white picket fence, all in the next 37 seconds. ready? lets go!
What is the goal of breaking her state?
capture her attention and snap her out of boredom trance.
just going for a smile
What are the different categories of stage one humor?
Unpredictability Radical truth misinterpretating Pop culture Incongruence Specific events
