Phase five Flashcards
Sexualized Humor
What is the formula for sexy, non-awkard physical escalation?
Sexual intentions clear + Humor + Make a move = Sexy Times
What are some examples of humorous restrain?
“I’d love to be running my fingers up your leg right now, but I’m going to behave myself because I don’t think the general public would appreciate the awesomeness of that.”
“I can’t stop thinking about how it’d feel to be laying on my bed, you on top of me, with my hand gently running down your back but I’m going to try to stop thinking such things because there are old ladies present—so I don’t want to give myself a raging boner and offend someone’s granny.”
“If we were alone, I’d be on my naughtiest behavior…but since it’s almost Christmas and I want to be on Santa’s “nice” list, I’m going to be a
good boy…”
What are some tips for humorous restraint?
Humorous restraint depends on a good twist… Us the 2 step formula to move things in a sexual direction then add a twist of humor!
What are some examples of sexual priming?
You need a good spanking?
Why do I have a sneaky suspicion that you’re a good cuddler?
I’m not going to lie, I’m pretty damn good at spooning.”
What are the tips for sexual priming?
Sexual priming is all about using code words for sexual escalation. If you can bring up sex in a humorous way, you win.
Don’t take sexual priming too far and be a clown, just use it to test the waters and then make your move.
When will a woman sleep with a guy?
She feels attraction for a guy
She feels comfortable around a guy
She feels sexually aroused.
