Part 2 Flashcards
Why Cinderella, what seems to be the trouble?
I can’t go to the ball! I am so sad!
Come here and sit on your stepmothers lap.
That’s weird.
More actor hijinks.
And with that she dumped a dog of lentils into the fireplace like she said she was going to do.
Oh the humanity! Oh gods! Why must I always be punished!?
I mean, it’s just a couple of lentils, that doesn’t seem all that hard to-
I will never go! Never!! I am cursed! But what’s that? What could it be? My fairy-
Tweet tweet tweet
Oh look, birds! They’re so beautiful! Come, my little feathered friends, come and peck these lentils out of the fire place.
Peck peck peck peck peck peck
Oh I am truly blessed! Thank you birds! Fly, fly to freedom!
We’re off to the ball!
Look, Wicked Stepmother! I have removed all of the lentils.
Well ain’t that a kick in the pants.
So I will be accompanying you to the ball! Oh how I love balls!
Loser!
How can life be so cruel! WHY?!? What’s that? My fairy-
Tweet tweet! Tweet tweet!
What a lovely dress. Thank you, swarm of birds.
Tweet tweet tweet!
So who’s going to do my hair? Um…what a surprise, a fairy godmother. Isn’t this where she sorta comes in and does her magic thing?
Nope.
What?
We’re going by the original. There’s no fair godmother. Just a lot of birds. Tweet tweet tweet.
Well I can’t do this without a fair godmother! Who’s going to turn the pumpkin into a coach?
You walk there.
What?! This is ridiculous! I’m Cinderella! I have. fair godmother, and a coach made out of a pumpkin and a bunch of mice turned into coachmen! Oh so there’s no mine either is there! Next thing you know there won’t even be a glass slipper-
(narrator shakes head)
THERES NO GLASS SLIPPER?! Well the I don’t even know how this story goes! Maybe i just get beheaded at the end? I JUST GET BEHEADED AT THE END?!!
