Part 1 Flashcards
Memorize Lines
We’ve done the important ones though.
(Enters) Ahem.
What?
Aren’t you forgetting something?
Oh.
Yeah.
Alright one last one. Once upon a time-
Thank you.
There was a little orphan girl.
Oh I am orphaned! Oh I am sad!
Can we pause here for a second?
Oh how sad I am!
Just hold on.
What is it?
Bad beef in the cafeteria
Oh the catering is bad!
Throwing up
Excuse me
Don’t have enough actors to do this one
What?
I guess we can skip it then.
NO WE ARE NOT SKIPPING IT
How many actors left?
Um… me.
Now you listen to me you little reject from Nickelodeon-this is my chance to be a star, got it? There are important people watching-probably- and i’m getting an HBO special series out of this, got it?
Well, I-
GOT IT? OR I WILL TEAR OUT YOUR TINY HEART
Yes ma’am.
Thank you.
Oh how sad. Life. So sad.
Okay so her mother died and her father remarried
Mother? Where are you? Are you dead?
And the woman he married was beautiful of face but black of heart.
I shall spread this cinders upon myself to keep me warm. Ah, they’re hot! Ow!
So they called her Cinderella. Now, Cinderellas stepmother had to daughters both equally beautiful-
I’m sorry. You’re wrong. I’m the pretty one. They’re quite hideous.
It says here they’re beautiful too.
I think I know my story thank you.
Oh they are so mean to me. I shall now cry like I do every night.
Actor Hijinks
Oh Cinderella. I need to get ready for the ball-
What ball?
When I see him I just want to grab his little tights-wearing bottom and squeeze.
May I attend the ball?
Make me prettier than her. I need Charming. I need him. Now.
I suppose. I’m going to need a lot of makeup
I’m gorgeous. Rarrr.
Life. So unfair. Why am I just a servant? Why, Mama? Why?
