Part 1

Question 1

We’ve done the important ones though.

Answer 1

(Enters) Ahem.

Question 2

What?

Answer 2

Aren’t you forgetting something?

Question 3

Oh.

Answer 3

Yeah.

Question 4

Alright one last one. Once upon a time-

Answer 4

Thank you.

Question 5

There was a little orphan girl.

Answer 5

Oh I am orphaned! Oh I am sad!

Question 6

Can we pause here for a second?

Answer 6

Oh how sad I am!

Question 7

Just hold on.
What is it?
Bad beef in the cafeteria

Answer 7

Oh the catering is bad!

Question 8

Throwing up
Excuse me
Don’t have enough actors to do this one

Answer 8

What?

Question 9

I guess we can skip it then.

Answer 9

NO WE ARE NOT SKIPPING IT

Question 10

How many actors left?
Um… me.

Answer 10

Now you listen to me you little reject from Nickelodeon-this is my chance to be a star, got it? There are important people watching-probably- and i’m getting an HBO special series out of this, got it?

Question 11

Well, I-

Answer 11

GOT IT? OR I WILL TEAR OUT YOUR TINY HEART

Question 12

Yes ma’am.

Answer 12

Thank you.
Oh how sad. Life. So sad.

Question 13

Okay so her mother died and her father remarried

Answer 13

Mother? Where are you? Are you dead?

Question 14

And the woman he married was beautiful of face but black of heart.

Answer 14

I shall spread this cinders upon myself to keep me warm. Ah, they’re hot! Ow!

Question 15

So they called her Cinderella. Now, Cinderellas stepmother had to daughters both equally beautiful-

Answer 15

I’m sorry. You’re wrong. I’m the pretty one. They’re quite hideous.

Question 16

It says here they’re beautiful too.

Answer 16

I think I know my story thank you.
Oh they are so mean to me. I shall now cry like I do every night.

Question 17

Actor Hijinks
Oh Cinderella. I need to get ready for the ball-

Answer 17

What ball?

Question 18

When I see him I just want to grab his little tights-wearing bottom and squeeze.

Answer 18

May I attend the ball?

Question 19

Make me prettier than her. I need Charming. I need him. Now.

Answer 19

I suppose. I’m going to need a lot of makeup

Question 20

I’m gorgeous. Rarrr.

Answer 20

Life. So unfair. Why am I just a servant? Why, Mama? Why?