Openers Flashcards

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  • Hey, I’m gonna complain to the manager about you
  • what???
  • you are making us all look bad

> :)

A
  • Alright, I won’t say anything to management and it return we ruin our routine over some drinks or even better some tacos

?No,
- No worries

?Yes
- Why do we exchange instagrams… you know, to properly stalk each other?
… and by the way, I’m Victor

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  • I don’t think I met you yet. I’m Victor.
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3
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  • You look familiar and I didn’t want to be rude. I’m Victor.
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4
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  • On the scale of 1 to 10 how many guys are hitting on you per shift
  • :)
  • khm… How am I doing? ;)
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Match with overconfident body language
Invite her into your fun

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I’d regret if I didn’t come and say hello

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I never do this … but you have an amazing smile and I would kick myself if I didn’t say hello

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8
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You see my friend over there? [Point to your friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’m cute.

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9
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What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

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10
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Excuse me, I think I dropped something. My jaw!

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11
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Wait, is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

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12
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Do you have any raisins? Well, then how about a date?

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13
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Do you have a map? Because I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

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14
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You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad

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15
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I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are

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16
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You’re so cute, it’s distracting

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17
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Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?

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18
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Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

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19
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Approach a girl in the coffee shop and say “Excuse me, I just wanted to ask you 1 quick question for a survey I’m doing”.

She will say ok. Then respond with. “Let’s say a guy thinks you’re super cute and wants to get your number. Would you prefer him to a) confidently approach you and introduce himself or b) be more indirect and talk to you first?

Whatever she picks, do that and then ask for her number.

If she says A, then just introduce yourself.

If she says B, then talk about the weather for a second and then ask for her number. She’ll usually laugh

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20
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Look confused while approaching a girl and raise your finger as if you’re trying to remember her. Then say “I know you from somewhere right?”.

Her: Erm, no, I don’t think so.

You: Oh yeah, you were in my dreams last night.

A
21
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If you see a girl looking sad, say “You need to tell me, how’s it possible such a pretty girl to look so sad?”

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