Advances Openers Flashcards
You see a girl on a bad date in a bar, clearly feeling uncomfortable. Wait for the guy to go to the toilet and say to her “What’s your number? I’ll call you in 5 minutes and say your cat died and you need to leave”.
When she gives you her number, call her as promised. Then meet her outside the bar and say “Time for one more drink?”
You see a girl in on her own reading a book, walk up to her and say “Excuse me, is that the book where the guy at the end takes a pretty girl out for a coffee?”
Wait for the penny to drop and then raise a smile to let her know you’re joking. Follow up with introducing yourself.
Approach a girl at a bar and say “Let’s play the would you rather game.”
She’ll most likely be taken aback by your directness. But continue with “Would you rather, have breakfast in bed, a romantic lunch in the park or watch a rom-com with a handsome man while drinking fancy cocktails?”
She’ll choose one or sometimes all three. To which you reply with “Great, choice. What’s your number, we’ll set something up this week to do that”.
Walk past a girl and say “Hey, can you hold this for a second” while curling your fist up. She’ll have a confused puppy dog look on her face and eventually offer her hand.
Put your fist in hers, uncurl your fingers and hold her hand. Then casually say “Thanks”.
She should laugh, then you can follow up with “Hey, I’m [YOUR NAME]”
Actually, I’m a liar. I wasn’t looking for a petshop and wanted to talk to you.
